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optimisticzoomer
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I need to find a job soon, but don't want to do any work. I'm seriously considering getting a security license and looking for a job doing absolutely fuck all. For example, at my uni the halls security people (night shift) were a bunch of Somalis and literally had to do nothing. We often visited them for the memes and they were just sat rotting on the computer. I want something similar to this.
Unfortunately it costs like 400 quid or something for a course and license, and you're not even guaranteed a job without any experience. I would want my parents to pay for it, but they don't want me doing security as they think I should aspire for more (jfl). Anyway, if not I'll pay. Just hopefully I get a job out of it, and one where I can rot on .org throughout my shift
Unfortunately it costs like 400 quid or something for a course and license, and you're not even guaranteed a job without any experience. I would want my parents to pay for it, but they don't want me doing security as they think I should aspire for more (jfl). Anyway, if not I'll pay. Just hopefully I get a job out of it, and one where I can rot on .org throughout my shift