I wanna go to jail

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Just chill in a cell all day

Would be actually so much better than what I do now

The only thing I would find bad is that they get fed goyslop

If prisons fed us raw meat I would go in a heartbeat
 
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just make sure to do something bad enough to get solitary
 
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just make sure to do something bad enough to get solitary
What should I do

Lowkey might try and pull of a big robbery, either I make enough money to not have to work for a while, or I go to jail and don’t have to work

It’s a win-win
 
What should I do

Lowkey might try and pull of a big robbery, either I make enough money to not have to work for a while, or I go to jail and don’t have to work

It’s a win-win
good idea, id start with crypto-reserves
 
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@slavicpsycho this is my NEET method, only downside is they will feed me goyslop 😡

I’m probably just gonna go live in the forest soon
 
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I already have $10k
Nigga what are you waiting for then
Build the cabin and buy a lifetime of bullets
Then the rest you can use for phone data or some shit
 
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Nigga what are you waiting for then
Build the cabin and buy a lifetime of bullets
Then the rest you can use for phone data or some shit
How much is a gun tho?

I could steal my dads maybe
 
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go to mental hospital. i was in one for a couple days. it was awesome.
 
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How much is a gun tho?

I could steal my dads maybe
Hunting rifle maybe like 500
Then if a bullet is $1 and a deer would last u several weeks you would need like 2000 for a lifetime, If u buy in bulk probably cheaper though

And then smaller animals you can just use a bow with arrows you can make yourself in nature and reuse
 
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Hunting rifle maybe like 500
Then if a bullet is $1 and a deer would last u several weeks you would need like 2000 for a lifetime, If u buy in bulk probably cheaper though

And then smaller animals you can just use a bow with arrows you can make yourself in nature and reuse
I’m gonna become this guy, I’ve watched him for years
 
Jail is nicer than most lives out TBH.

Basically just a life long summer camp, you can easily get a phone in jail.
 
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What do they feed you? And how could I get in?
claim suicidal ideation and they feed you food you would see at school lunch/breakfast. if you’ve ever been to a hospital in general and had to stay overnight think of what they served there
 
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just make sure to do something bad enough to get solitary
You usually can't get solitary confinement just off a crime you committed. There's usually other factors.
 
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I been to jail. Trust me you don't want to be there and If you do want to go to jail you're legit a low IQ retard with no goals or talent JFL
 
I been to jail. Trust me you don't want to be there and If you do want to go to jail you're legit a low IQ retard with no goals or talent JFL
True
 
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What do they feed you? And how could I get in?
Like typical US institutional cafeteria food. It was honestly pretty shit, and I felt like some sort of royalty being forced to eat with peasants, but I was also really hungry.

Just say you want to kill yourself and have plans to do so.

As they were escorting me to my room there was a psycho cutie standing in her doorway who said hi to me. Probably the only female attention I had had in a year or more. Could have had a psych ward roman but she was released that day. Other people tried to talk to me to, like everyone is really friendly, and there's no pretense because you're all obviously losing at life. They have classes they make you go to, but it's like doing word searches or listening to music. Closest I've ever felt to being part of a community.
 
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And then we escape
prison break GIF
 
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