I wanna join the CIA any tips on how to do so ?

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R3nd4nqzar

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Something like this:

Dear CIA,

I would like to join please

Thank you
 
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They’re probably reading this forum rn, attach your CV
 
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are you willing to go to college for that shit
 
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You need to be American born and raised atleast 2 generations which means both your parents need to be American
 
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First retard of the day
No buddy youre the first retard of the day trying to get in the motherfucking cia😭😭😭
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You want to be a corporate wage slave, working for the people who make your life worse and worse everyday? Nice one
 
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Ты воспримешь это неуважение как какой-то мальчишка.
I'm just smarter, that's all. He insults me for no reason. That's a sign of low intelligence.
 
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Ты воспримешь это неуважение как какой-то мальчишка.
Besides, what the hell is Yakutsk? I don’t live there.:feelskek:
 
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You need to be American born and raised atleast 2 generations which means both your parents need to be American
Really ?

In the UK, you don’t even need to be born in the UK to join the MI5, MI6 or sensitive roles in the military ( intelligence officer, nuclear sub officer ect)z
 
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Acceptance rate is very low, you will probably be rejected unless you have experience. Luckily you can work on that, all you need is a computer.

In order to make your resume look spotless, start:
- Posting BBC threads
- Encouraging CP or pedophilia
- Telling people to commit shootings/violence and giving instructions on how to

If you do the above 3 things, functionally you are already a CIA agent. The agency just needs to catch up with reality.
 
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