I want to be like a redneck

[Deleted member 23558]

I want my own gun and ranch and if by chance some 10 year old walks in I want to shout “didn’t you read the sign Son ? Now I have no choice” and pop one in his ass and go to my sofa and drink beer while jamming to Marty Robbins

@Vermilioncore

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Step 1- Delude yourself into thinking your 100% white like anthony

 

[longjohnmong]

One time I sold a TV to these good ol' boys from central Florida. They owned a farm and the dude was saying how he only works like 2 hours a day and they would have big wild parties all the time, and some hippie chick would come and show him how to find mushrooms under cow shit. It sounded ideal.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Too bad you’re a shitskin huh

 

[future_darktriad000]

Dream life

 

[n0rthface]

Too bad you’re a shitskin huh

Hes white at heart, isnt that what counts?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Hes white at heart, isnt that what counts?

Nope his heart is brown like shit too bud