I want to become a homeless alcoholic

[SplashJuice]

There’s a homeless alcoholic I pass by sometimes when I’m driving to my local shops. I was just thinking about how his life seems chill as fuck, no worries at all, just steals booze and gets drunk all the time, passes out, wakes up, repeat.

Definitely beats the life of a wagecuck who’s pretty much a serf. Sure he may have sex but he’s a slave to his work, his commute and a lack of free time.

Imagine having to wake up on time and be stressed, the homeless alcoholic doesn’t have to worry about that at all, can do whatever he wants, he enjoys life and gets high.

 

[SplashJuice]

Alcohol and Opium is all a man needs in life

 

[Alt Number 3]

he will never drive a s7, m5 competition, or amg s class. What’s the point?

 

[romanstock]

Being homeless = constant anxiety so you have to drink it away.