I want to cover the whole world in shit

[Deleted member 5746]

Just imagine.... Being able to instantly digest and shit out food.... I could have so much power
I could go around markets and Rob them at shit point, shitting up the place as I move along eating everything off the shelves
I could cover the whole world with feces. Then there's be no chads or Stacey, there'd just be shit and me. I could shit mail any girl into fucking me (if she doesn't I'll shit her entire lineage into nonexistance), I could have all the happyness in the world man

 

[Looks234]

 

[Deleted member 5746]

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Who is this Germanic man?

 

[Looks234]

Who is this Germanic man?

 

[PYT]

you look like you smell of smegma

 

[Deleted member 5746]

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Such a Bavarian build. The Germanic genes are strong in this one

 

[PYT]

you look like you smell of smegma

nah im playing but why dont you lose more weight and tan

 

[Deleted member 5746]

nah im playing but why dont you lose more weight and tan

I already have olive skin, if I tan any more I will look like a curry with dirtyblonde hair and green eyes

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Therapist didn't prescribe enough Vicodin, I see

 

[PYT]

I already have olive skin, if I tan any more I will look like a curry with dirtyblonde hair and green eyes

keep coping

you are pale as shit and look unhealthy son
if you tanned you would see the big improvement.

it doesnt hurt to tan, if you look like a curry like you say you will it'll fade in a few days

 

[Deleted member 5746]

keep coping

you are pale as shit and look unhealthy son
if you tanned you would see the big improvement.

it doesnt hurt to tan, if you look like a curry like you say you will it'll fade in a few days

I'm tan kid I've been told I look Italian or Hispanic

 

[Baldingman1998]

Just eat botir brod

 

[Deleted member 5746]

Just eat botir brod

Tacos work better... Still not good enough to instant shit on demand tho