I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH A WOMAN

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Ahafshajahshanahgab bsushs ai want to cuddle with a woman right the fuck now IT WPULD FEEL RSLLY GOOD :feelswah:
 
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NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK HELP ME WITH MY ESSAY
 
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Am I good enough
 
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Control your thoughts, and become brahmin esoteric sigma male like me.
 
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how do men get enjoyment from “cuddling”?

even typing that word probably lowered my test by 1% disgusting

what have they done to our food, water and air to cause this estrogenic phenomenon?
 
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how do men get enjoyment from “cuddling”?

even typing that word probably lowered my test by 1% disgusting

what have they done to our food, water and air to cause this estrogenic phenomenon?
It's fun. Id like to be babied by a woman. It's not gay or anything so I don't mind.
 
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if you were a woman, you'd definitely be good enough tbh
This is what happens to you when you become too down bad,
achieve sigma aryan brahminity at once!
 
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This is what happens to you when you become too down bad,
achieve sigma aryan brahminity at once!
Its the nofap... I didn't beat it since last night. Maybe I'll become a sigma aryan brahmin esoteric himalayan buddhist enlightened bodhisatva monk again if I beat my meat...
 
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Its the nofap... I didn't beat it since last night. Maybe I'll become a sigma aryan brahmin esoteric himalayan buddhist enlightened bodhisatva monk again if I beat my meat...
Nigga I've been doing "no-fap" for well over 2 years now.
I ain't still as down bad as you are after one day!
 
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Nigga I've been doing "no-fap" for well over 2 years now.
I ain't still as down bad as you are after one day!
Low T tbh.
I consider rape afer 3 hours of nofap.
 
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Low T tbh.
I consider rape afer 3 hours of nofap.
Nigga you wish,
I have higher T than you can possibly imagine.
It's just that I can control my thoughts and not be lead by demonic influences tying us to this material realm.
 
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Nigga you wish,
I have higher T than you can possibly imagine.
You probably do tbh :forcedsmile: a doctor once scanned my balls when I was 13, I beat my meat right before the test, and I had 121 ng/dl test :feelswhy:
 
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You probably do tbh :forcedsmile: a doctor once scanned my balls when I was 13, I beat my meat right before the test, and I had 121 ng/dl test :feelswhy:
Doctor scanned your balls?
 
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121 is crazy tho
 
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Doctor scanned your balls?
Yeah. I accidentally hit my balls when beating my meat, so it hurt for like a week, which is why he scanned them. I didn't tell anyone the reason it hurt tho :forcedsmile:
 
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Yeah. I accidentally hit my balls when beating my meat, so it hurt for like a week, which is why he scanned them. I didn't tell anyone the reason it hurt tho :forcedsmile:
Lol that's what you get for being unholy.
 
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Good cuddling is arguably as good as sex
 
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Good cuddling is arguably as good as sex
Yes it is! Which is why if I don't get a girlfriend by the age of 24, I will buy escorts just to cuddle
 
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Yes it is! Which is why if I don't get a girlfriend by the age of 24, I will buy escorts just to cuddle
Humans are so advanced to the point where each and everyone of them don't seem like the same species anymore.
 
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