I WANT TO DICKMAXX BUT…

GabachoCopium

GabachoCopium

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I want to buy a bathmate so could get insane cock gains, but if I order one, my family will find a penis pump in the mail box, this could be very embarrassing.
 
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who cares ascend or be left behind
 
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find a friend who can take that package for u. maybe pick it up before ur parents do.
 
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who cares ascend or be left behind
1695936664217
 
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dude just post it to the mailbox and pick it up yourself
 
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Bathmate is ass since you can't even check what pressures your at.
 
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Cope with bathmade if you arent born with a 9x7
I’m trying to make my small dick a bit bigger innit, ask any of my OG fans they’ve seen my dick
 
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I want to buy a bathmate so could get insane cock gains, but if I order one, my family will find a penis pump in the mail box, this could be very embarrassing.
Same recently but I just was home that day luckily and was there when they got it so he just told me I got something instead of artistically opening it in front of me

I order a lot of shit tho so it's pretty normal
 
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Same recently but I just was home that day luckily and was there when they got it so he just told me I got something instead of artistically opening it in front of me

I order a lot of shit tho so it's pretty normal
damn, my parents are way too fucking curious. I can't even fathom a reality where they would just not care lol
 
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send it to me, ill tell u if its big or not
Nah bruh kinda gay innit, i posted my dick in july that’s the only time im posting my cock
 
Nah bruh kinda gay innit, i posted my dick in july that’s the only time im posting my cock
If you would kindly link the thread good sir. Right now.
 
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If you would kindly link the thread good sir. Right now.
It’s a brag thread, I’m not narcy anymore bro
 
It’s a brag thread, I’m not narcy anymore bro
Similar size to me hopefuel

Girl looks butt ugly though I couldn't stay hard with that in front of me
 
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Similar size to me hopefuel

Girl looks butt ugly though I couldn't stay hard with that in front of me
Not a gook nigga, also no need to be rude
 
Not a gook nigga, also no need to be rude
I didn't say gook, I called her ugly and you assumed I thought she was a gook because YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOOK

Brutal subconscious admission of thinking the girl you fucked looks gookish

Brutal

I should be a psychologist
 
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bathmate isnt that good as it has no gauge
 
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I didn't say gook, I called her ugly and you assumed I thought she was a gook because YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOOK

Brutal subconscious admission of thinking the girl you fucked looks gookish

Brutal

I should be a psychologist
I’m dyslexic, the word “look” looks like GOOK! nigga shut the fuck up
 
I didn't say gook, I called her ugly and you assumed I thought she was a gook because YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOOK

Brutal subconscious admission of thinking the girl you fucked looks gookish

Brutal

I should be a psychologist
I’m special needs, i hate being bullied for my shortcomings
 
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