I want to fight aliens

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

I wish there will be a big alien invasion and the Space Force start taking in soldiers to fight in space. We will go to Mars and I will shoot the slimy alien monsters and pilot space cars. I fight bravely for very long time and when I go back to Earth I will find my friends and family are all dead because I've been in space so long and time pass faster on Earth. I will be the hero from another century I hope the culture is more or less the same it will be pretty cool

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

and I use military money to looksmax

 

[Deleted member 5875]

I wish there will be a big alien invasion and the Space Force start taking in soldiers to fight in space. We will go to Mars and I will shoot the slimy alien monsters and pilot space cars. I fight bravely for very long time and when I go back to Earth I will find my friends and family are all dead because I've been in space so long and time pass faster on Earth. I will be the hero from another century I hope the culture is more or less the same it will be pretty cool

I want them to kill me

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

I want them to kill me

The aliens will be coming but I'm a good man so I keep dragging your body telling you to not give up. You will tell me it's over for you and leave you be. But a big explosion happen and knock me away from you and I could not do anything but run. Forgive me my brother

 

[Deleted member 9274]

Tales, but good story bro

 

[Deleted member 5875]

The aliens will be coming but I'm a good man so I keep dragging your body telling you to not give up. You will tell me it's over for you and leave you be. But a big explosion happen and knock me away from you and I could not do anything but run. Forgive me my brother

I'll come back and save you when your about to die but in the process end up dieing for real. Ngl

 

[Serial Coomer]

Jfl i will snitch telling them where to bomb first and then ask them to kill me, or if they are somewhat friendly to me ill ask them to let me live with an harem of jb slaves

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Jfl i will snitch telling them where to bomb first and then ask them to kill me, or if they are somewhat friendly to me ill ask them to let me live with an harem of jb slaves

I will personally shoot you down with my star ship. You cannot escape

 

[Deleted member 7651]

 

[Serial Coomer]

I will personally shoot you down with my star ship. You cannot escape

Cope they will arm me with alien tech and i will command

 

[owlofathena]

tell that to the covenant

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

tell that to the covenant

where did you get that picture of me

 

[owlofathena]

where did you get that picture of me

Your famous bro didn't you know

 

[Deleted member 4430]

sure you do michael ironside

 

[Baldingman1998]

If aliens are hostile we have no chance irl. If they have lightspeed or warmhole technology it's over for humanity. Those Subhumans don't stand a chance against giga chad aliens

 

[owlofathena]

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

If aliens are hostile we have no chance irl. If they have lightspeed or warmhole technology it's over for humanity. Those Subhumans don't stand a chance against giga chad aliens

don't be scared little anime girl i will protect you.



you were a fat neckbeard last night

 

[Baldingman1998]

don't be scared little anime girl i will protect you.



you were a fat neckbeard last night

Fight fighter planes with bows and rocks is the equivalent difference in technology if they come to us from a distant solar system

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Fight fighter planes with bows and rocks is the equivalent difference in technology if they come to us from a distant solar system

you don't trust me? ill leave you and your family to die

 

[Baldingman1998]

you don't trust me? ill leave you and your family to die

Unlike you low iq I will pledge my life as a slave of our new rulers and save myself by sacrificing the masses. Work smart not hard.

 

[owlofathena]

The covenant technology mogged unsc into oblivion. Apart from their AI Unsc Ai was actually better. Especially Cortana. I keep mentioning halo because I completed halo 2 like a day ago and we are taking about aliens lol

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

The covenant technology mogged unsc into oblivion. Apart from their AI Unsc Ai was actually better. Especially Cortana. I keep mentioning halo because I completed halo 2 like a day ago and we are taking about aliens lol

i remember your astroanut thread. i will be military astronaut and protect earth

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

see i have high iq i remember everything.

 

[owlofathena]

 

[Lux]

Join the border patrol

 

[ultra18]

I want to fight demons in doom

 

[Deleted member 7192]

I wish there will be a big alien invasion and the Space Force start taking in soldiers to fight in space. We will go to Mars and I will shoot the slimy alien monsters and pilot space cars. I fight bravely for very long time and when I go back to Earth I will find my friends and family are all dead because I've been in space so long and time pass faster on Earth. I will be the hero from another century I hope the culture is more or less the same it will be pretty cool

Tales. In reality you'd go outside and get anally probed by a green manlet

 

[Zyros]

If aliens are hostile we have no chance irl. If they have lightspeed or warmhole technology it's over for humanity. Those Subhumans don't stand a chance against giga chad aliens

Exactly heres how the "fight" goes on:

1: aliens come

2: aliens press some button in their main ship lazily while sipping whatever drink they have with the other hand

3: earth life gets instantly wiped before we even know aliens are invading us at all. Even in the unlikely situation that they decide to "play" and send actual troops to earth it would look more like some kid stomping on ants than anything resembling a fight.

JFL at thinking about a fighting chance agaisnt a civilization that has the tech/energy to be able to do fast interestellar travel to reach us.

 

[Baldingman1998]

Exactly heres how the "fight" goes on:

1: aliens come

2: aliens press some button in their main ship lazily while sipping whatever drink they have with the other hand

3: earth life gets instantly wiped before we even know aliens are invading us at all. Even in the unlikely situation that they decide to "play" and send actual troops to earth it would look more like some kid stomping on ants than anything resembling a fight.

JFL at thinking about a fighting chance agaisnt a civilization that has the tech/energy to be able to do fast interestellar travel to reach us.

You have high iq unlike most users here