I want to marry a fat black old woman

[trashbinxoxo]

Now hear me out...

Just imagine, she'll be in the house all day cuz moving too much will hurt her joints and whatnot
She'll have big tiddies

She'll be able to cook me all the soul food she wants. She's fat and she'll want it too

Unlimited fried chicken, baked macaroni, and all sorts of black people food.

All I'll have to do is work and be nice to her

I haven't had fried chicken in so long I need it it's been about a year

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Bump niggaz

 

[trashbinxoxo]

I'm not joking this is serious

 

[trashbinxoxo]

@Node @got.daim @Jatt @BeanCelll @inversions

 

[Gomez]

i hear you but i don't i need an example in a form of a photo

 

[trashbinxoxo]

i hear you but i don't i need an example in a form of a photo

These are ideal

 

[Gomez]

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These are ideal

First 2 look like Shrek's cousins but the third one doesn't look that bad face wise

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Now hear me out...

Just imagine, she'll be in the house all day cuz moving too much will hurt her joints and whatnot
She'll have big tiddies

She'll be able to cook me all the soul food she wants. She's fat and she'll want it too

Unlimited fried chicken, baked macaroni, and all sorts of black people food.

All I'll have to do is work and be nice to her

I haven't had fried chicken in so long I need it it's been about a year

Black old timey foid calling you sweetie >>>

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Black old timey foid calling you sweetie >>>

Yes I need that in my life
They're so nice

 

[hungrythanos414]

Now hear me out...

Just imagine, she'll be in the house all day cuz moving too much will hurt her joints and whatnot
She'll have big tiddies

She'll be able to cook me all the soul food she wants. She's fat and she'll want it too

Unlimited fried chicken, baked macaroni, and all sorts of black people food.

All I'll have to do is work and be nice to her

I haven't had fried chicken in so long I need it it's been about a year

wow ur a retard

 

[trashbinxoxo]

wow ur a retard

Don't yuck my yum bitch

 

[Old Büll]

im extreamly unhappy with life

 

[trashbinxoxo]

im extreamly unhappy with life

Me too

 

[Terrortheplug]

she will break the bed gng

 

[trashbinxoxo]

she will break the bed gng

That's okay we can sleep on the floor with the roaches

 

[Mitläufer]

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Mirin the dream

 

[unwanted_incel]

JFL,u alone on ts one

 

[got.daim]

Now hear me out...

Just imagine, she'll be in the house all day cuz moving too much will hurt her joints and whatnot
She'll have big tiddies

She'll be able to cook me all the soul food she wants. She's fat and she'll want it too

Unlimited fried chicken, baked macaroni, and all sorts of black people food.

All I'll have to do is work and be nice to her

I haven't had fried chicken in so long I need it it's been about a year

ew no,
you'd have to deal with her stench and a ton of other shit

 

[Tusseleif]

A fat black woman who’ll do all that and sit on your face at the end of the day

 

[browncurrycel]

She'll be able to cook me all the soul food

She will order kfc day and night

 

[enlightful]

All I'll have to do is work and be nice to her

U dont even gotta work, just get her watermelons and KFC coupons you should be good

And DO NOT i mean DO NOT change the batteries on the smoke alarm, keep that shit beeping

 

[trashbinxoxo]

ew no,
you'd have to deal with her stench and a ton of other shit

lucky me i dont have a sense of smell anymore!

 

[got.daim]

lucky me i dont have a sense of smell anymore!

she's going to be rude and likely commit a crime

 

[Vazelrr]

Now hear me out...

Just imagine, she'll be in the house all day cuz moving too much will hurt her joints and whatnot
She'll have big tiddies

She'll be able to cook me all the soul food she wants. She's fat and she'll want it too

Unlimited fried chicken, baked macaroni, and all sorts of black people food.

All I'll have to do is work and be nice to her

I haven't had fried chicken in so long I need it it's been about a year

Whatever makes you happy bro

 

[inversions]

Now hear me out...

Just imagine, she'll be in the house all day cuz moving too much will hurt her joints and whatnot
She'll have big tiddies

She'll be able to cook me all the soul food she wants. She's fat and she'll want it too

Unlimited fried chicken, baked macaroni, and all sorts of black people food.

All I'll have to do is work and be nice to her

I haven't had fried chicken in so long I need it it's been about a year

I've never had soul food

 

[trashbinxoxo]

I've never had soul food

its worth the high blood pressure