I wanted a cute girl to massage my back.... but I got Mum to do it for me.

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I had a knot in my lower back that annoyed me. I would have loved it if my hypothetical dream girlfriend from my lucid dreams did it for me, but she doesn't exist.
I got mum to do it for me instead, with her warm hands sliding across my back gently. That felt so blissful and my knots didn't feel as strong anymore. She kissed me goodnight and now I'm tucked in bed.
 
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lmao
 
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Pulumbo Humberto Gonzolo is fucking ur dream girl rn.
 
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Korea said:
Pulumbo Humberto Gonzolo is fucking ur dream girl rn.
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Humberto hits farmers hard

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My dream girl isn't a farmer
 
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Xangsane said:
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Humberto hits farmers hard

Humberto hits farmers hard Jonathan Bell Created: Sep 21, 2019 09:00 AM Prev 1 2 Next Last Humberto havoc: salt-withered plants and a wind-stripped greenhouse at Bermuda Gardens Ltd in Southampton (Photograph supplied) Humberto havoc: salt-withered plants and a wind-stripped greenhouse at...
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My dream girl isn't a farmer
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PULUMBO HUMBERTO GONZOLO TURNED HER INTO A FARMER.
 
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Way too fucking sexual with your mom.
 
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Chadeep said:
Way too fucking sexual with your mom.
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It was just a simple back massage...

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i just dont know what compelled you to post this
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I just had to.

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PULUMBO HUMBERTO GONZOLO TURNED HER INTO A FARMER.
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this just gets stranger and stranger:ROFLMAO:
 
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I see you're also choosing the path of incest-maxxing
 
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Xangsane said:
I had a knot in my lower back that annoyed me. I would have loved it if my hypothetical dream girlfriend from my lucid dreams did it for me, but she doesn't exist.
I got mum to do it for me instead, with her warm hands sliding across my back gently. That felt so blissful and my knots didn't feel as strong anymore. She kissed me goodnight and now I'm tucked in bed.
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bruh :lul:
 
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Xangsane said:
What? :lul::lul:
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NO way you're not aware of how weird and fruity that sounded. You're at @8PSLcel and @isis_Bleach levels of fruitiness with this one.
 
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CuriousCell said:
NO way you're not aware of how weird and fruity that sounded. You're at @8PSLcel and @isis_Bleach levels of fruitiness with this one.
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I've only mentioned women. The only male referred to in the OP is me.
 
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NO way you're not aware of how weird and fruity that sounded. You're at @8PSLcel and @isis_Bleach levels of fruitiness with this one.
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How is getting a back rub by a female gay? You're dumb as fuck.
 
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@FailedNormieManlet Im Jk:ROFLMAO: unless it happened to be a distant cousin...... my 40 year old cousin be looking kinda sexy
 
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@FailedNormieManlet Im Jk:ROFLMAO: unless it happened to be a distant cousin...... my 40 year old cousin be looking kinda sexy
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hnnnnnnnnnng cousin pussy
 
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Tales from the Humberto Gonzalo mental assylum
 
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Ideal. Goodnight kisses from 20 inches bideltoid mogger mum
 
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Did she breast feed you too
 
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Xangsane said:
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Dude you should watch “love on the spectrum” on Netflix. I was watching it yesterday and it reminded me of you. Maybe you’ll have to go on that show to find true love. The women on the show are HQNP but they are just on the spectrum and also good looking.
 
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There’s a lot of sexual tension between you and your mother, could we see a pic of her?
 
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is this some incest tv soap opera bro @Xangsane ?
 
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fogdart said:
Dude you should watch “love on the spectrum” on Netflix. I was watching it yesterday and it reminded me of you. Maybe you’ll have to go on that show to find true love. The women on the show are HQNP but they are just on the spectrum and also good looking.
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Are you implying I'm aspie?
Would the guys there mog me?
 
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Tales from the Humberto Gonzalo mental assylum
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Are you implying I'm aspie?
Would the guys there mog me?
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yeah you sound like you're on the spectrum. you mog the guys to death
 
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yeah you sound like you're on the spectrum. you mog the guys to death
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Why do I sound like I'm on the spectrum?
Are the guys there subhumans then? What about the girls?
 
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