I wanted to make the truck drivers horny and sad

[Vermilioncore]

When me and my girl were in the car and she gave me a handjob Down the highway we passed several huge diesel trucks and we don’t have tinted windows. So I told her to go slow so that they’d see me getting a sloppy hand job and they’d get all sad and sexually frustrated and have to jerk off while driving and hopefully crash and cause a 10 car pileup (which didn’t happen tho)

I just know they were so jealous and mad and sad and horny as fuck. Probably ended up raping someone at the next truck stop they had while I just went to the beach with empty balls drinking a pina colada

 

[h111]

Why did bro tell the same story for the 2nd time

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why did bro tell the same story for the 2nd time

Same reason why they made a remake of nosferatu — it’s for people who didn’t see the original

 

[fuxkdakikez]

sounds hot

 

[Vermilioncore]

sounds hot

Oh it was!

 

[LancasteR]

and hopefully crash and cause a 10 car pileup

 

[SoundnVision]

I knew this was your thread just from the title
Time for me to leave