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I was chilling on the bed, watching some hairloss video and then I heard it...
there was a big black fly in my room.
I saw it fly past me.. I jumped up and woke my grandmother up... "NO FLY SPRAY???"
FUCK. I have to do it manually
I found an old magazine in a drawer and get ready to hunt this fly.
I tried to smack it many times but missed... It was flying all over the room now, I could barely keep track of it.
It seemed to be attracted to the lamp on the bedside table so I kept my eyes focused on it.... But it won't stop flying, I can hear it bumping into the walls.
I thought I'd have to open the windows but as I reach to open the curtain... it lands on the wall.... my chance to go for one last hit.
BAMMMM I GOT HIM
It was a big boi, left some BLOOD on the wall....
Mmmmm victory.
there was a big black fly in my room.
I saw it fly past me.. I jumped up and woke my grandmother up... "NO FLY SPRAY???"
FUCK. I have to do it manually
I found an old magazine in a drawer and get ready to hunt this fly.
I tried to smack it many times but missed... It was flying all over the room now, I could barely keep track of it.
It seemed to be attracted to the lamp on the bedside table so I kept my eyes focused on it.... But it won't stop flying, I can hear it bumping into the walls.
I thought I'd have to open the windows but as I reach to open the curtain... it lands on the wall.... my chance to go for one last hit.
BAMMMM I GOT HIM
It was a big boi, left some BLOOD on the wall....
Mmmmm victory.