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SIT DOWN KIDS, YOUR UNCLE OVER WILL TELL YOU A STORY
SO AS I SAID MANY TIMES I AM EYESIGHTCEL WITH STUNNING -7 DIOPTRIES ON BOTH EYES AND ASTIGMATISM
I WEAR CONTACT LENSES (colorless, I have green natural eyes anyway, mirin pajeets?)
SO YOUR BOY OVER ORDERED CONTACT LENSES LAST WEEK, BUT INSTEAD OF CHOOSING -6 POWER I CHOSEN +6 POWER (JFL) WHICH RESULTED IN ME GETTING LENSES THAT ARE UTTERLY USELESS
SO I HAD TO GO TO SHOPPING MALL TO RETURN THEM... WHILE BEING HALF-BLIND (I can't read text from 15cm+ its too blurry) AND I WAITED 6 FUCKING DAYS FOR THEM TO SHIP ME NEW LENSES
I WAS STUCK HOME AND LOST 2 GYM DAYS, SITTING ON PHONE 10CM AWAY FROM MY FACE LITERALLY...
THIS IS ME ALL THESE DAYS:
TODAY I FINALLY GOT MY LENSES AND THIS IS ME NOW YOU CUNTS:
MESSAGE TO THE HATERS, KEEP CRYING FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES:
MEANWHILE YOUR EYES (keep squinting for muuhh hunter eyes you utter autists):
AND MESSAGE TO MY BOYS:
THANKS FOR SUPPORT WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAHS
SHOUTOUT TO GOOD PEOPLE
SO AS I SAID MANY TIMES I AM EYESIGHTCEL WITH STUNNING -7 DIOPTRIES ON BOTH EYES AND ASTIGMATISM
I WEAR CONTACT LENSES (colorless, I have green natural eyes anyway, mirin pajeets?)
SO YOUR BOY OVER ORDERED CONTACT LENSES LAST WEEK, BUT INSTEAD OF CHOOSING -6 POWER I CHOSEN +6 POWER (JFL) WHICH RESULTED IN ME GETTING LENSES THAT ARE UTTERLY USELESS
SO I HAD TO GO TO SHOPPING MALL TO RETURN THEM... WHILE BEING HALF-BLIND (I can't read text from 15cm+ its too blurry) AND I WAITED 6 FUCKING DAYS FOR THEM TO SHIP ME NEW LENSES
I WAS STUCK HOME AND LOST 2 GYM DAYS, SITTING ON PHONE 10CM AWAY FROM MY FACE LITERALLY...
THIS IS ME ALL THESE DAYS:
TODAY I FINALLY GOT MY LENSES AND THIS IS ME NOW YOU CUNTS:
MESSAGE TO THE HATERS, KEEP CRYING FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES:
MEANWHILE YOUR EYES (keep squinting for muuhh hunter eyes you utter autists):
AND MESSAGE TO MY BOYS:
THANKS FOR SUPPORT WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAHS
SHOUTOUT TO GOOD PEOPLE