I was lying in my bed and a spider fell on me

[V4MPIR3]

Now I can't find the spider anymore

 

[Celibataire]

it's already entered your body thats why you feel tickling in your guts right now

 

[V4MPIR3]

it's already entered your body thats why you feel tickling in your guts right now

 

[Nexom]

Let it live they can be useful. I've had the same spider for a while now in my living room, I call him Bob. I just clean the area often so he only has a tiny 5cm corner.

 

[V4MPIR3]

Let it live they can be useful. I've had the same spider for a while now in my living room, I call him Bob. I just clean the area often so he only has a tiny 5cm corner.

But i am scared of spiders

 

[aidenltn17]

it crawled up your asshole

 

[V4MPIR3]

it crawled up your asshole

I don't think so, I usually sleep with a butt plug

 

[Sacrimoon]

high quality thread bro

 

[aidenltn17]

I don't think so, I usually sleep with a butt plug

 

[V4MPIR3]

high quality thread bro

Thanks

 

[yochico_yojordan]

Don't worry, it will find you as soon as you fall asleep...

 

[V4MPIR3]

Don't worry, it will find you as soon as you fall asleep...

I won't sleep, I just had an energy drink and I'm going to stay up all night and rot.

 

[yochico_yojordan]

I won't sleep, I just had an energy drink and I'm going to stay up all night and rot.

Cortisolmaxxing

I'm about to drink my protein shake, take a shower, read for a bit and go to bed

 

[V4MPIR3]

Cortisolmaxxing

I'm about to drink my protein shake, take a shower, read for a bit and go to bed

Reading...

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Sleep on the floor or burn ur bed

 

[V4MPIR3]

Sleep on the floor or burn ur bed

Seems like the only way out

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Seems like the only way out

Holy fuck I was typing that shit and I realized how fucking long my nails are damn. I'm gonna kill my brotha for blowing my nail cutter with his big ass foot nails