I was mistaken as Somali once

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This was back in 2013. I was legit confused. The guy was an oldcel and teacher of GEOGRAPHY. I was getting ready to leave class, and he tells me casually 'are you from Somalia originally'. Obviously I responded no. I even told him Somalia is in East Africa. And his response was 'yeah I know'.

@Piratecel
 
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I was called Hawaiian/Samoan not once but twice for some reason.
 
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I've had quite a few Dominicans and Indians tell me that I can pass for their people.

Even had a Mexican guy ask me if I was half Mexican.

I'm not a "light skin" either as you can tell by my avi. I'm "medium brown" but hairy as a mofo with thick eyebrows which is why I think some people make that assumption.
 
This is the worst of the worst violation

Malis by far have the worst genetics to ever exist

• Receding hairline the day they’re conceived
• Buck teeth
• Skinny fat physique with shit frame
• Lanklets
• “Wallay” syndrome

They’re not even black, no one lets them say the n word + they’re heavily disliked within the drill community
 
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I've had quite a few Dominicans and Indians tell me that I can pass for their people.

Even had a Mexican guy ask me if I was half Mexican.

I'm not a "light skin" either as you can tell by my avi. I'm "medium brown" but hairy as a mofo with thick eyebrows which is why I think some people make that assumption.
Welcome to the swarthy belt theory

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Odd. I don't even know what somalians look like.
 
This is the worst of the worst violation

Malis by far have the worst genetics to ever exist

• Receding hairline the day they’re conceived
• Buck teeth
• Skinny fat physique with shit frame
• Lanklets
• “Wallay” syndrome

They’re not even black, no one lets them say the n word + they’re heavily disliked within the drill community
Being tall is good though. There’s African pygmies out there too
 
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Giga over
 
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Odd. I don't even know what somalians look like.
Just imagine the biggest subhuman possible and that's the average somali
 
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Being tall is good though. There’s African pygmies out there too
Definitely but norwooding offsets the JBT (just be tall) halo brutally

Every mail I’ve known was Norwood 3 suffering from bad temporal recession at the age of 14
 
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Odd. I don't even know what somalians look like.
They look like this

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Not doxxing myself but this is my female morph

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Do you think I could pass as his sister?
 
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This was back in 2013. I was legit confused. The guy was an oldcel and teacher of GEOGRAPHY. I was getting ready to leave class, and he tells me casually 'are you from Somalia originally'. Obviously I responded no. I even told him Somalia is in East Africa. And his response was 'yeah I know'.

@Piratecel
If someone told me I looked Somalian this would be my necklace the same day

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Fuark… at the risk of sounding like a homosexual

Ever thought of transitioning or femboymaxxing

@thecel has some good tips :forcedsmile:
@SecularIslamist should arrange marriage max after transitioning to give a Bengali pajeet a nice surprise on the wedding night
 
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Welcome to the swarthy belt theory

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I remember traveling to Latin America and sometimes being mistaken for a local.

Had it happen to me many times in Colombia especially. Had a woman from Medellin try to guess where I was from and she kept naming places in the Caribbean part of Colombia like Barranquilla. When I told her I was American, she seemed surprised a bit.
 
@SecularIslamist should arrange marriage max after transitioning to give a Bengali pajeet a nice surprise on the wedding night
Bengali bitches are so hot FUARK! :feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
 
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Fuark… at the risk of sounding like a homosexual

Ever thought of transitioning or femboymaxxing

@thecel has some good tips :forcedsmile:
If the thought ever crosses my mind I'll let you know :feelsyay::feelsyay::feelsyay:

Must be 6'4+, six figures salary, BBC, chadpreet/chaddam to ever even think about it tho.
 
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They look like this

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Not doxxing myself but this is my female morph


Do you think I could pass as his sister?

if that's the case, he was probably trying to insult you

but I've given up on trying to guess people's motives behind the things they say

u cant know what kind of fucked up shit they have in their mind, so I take everything at face value, like chatGPT
 
Bengali bitches are so hot FUARK! :feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
They have decent faces but they're short AF. Even my morph looks like a 5'1 short hoe.

I remember traveling to Latin America and sometimes being mistaken for a local.

Had it happen to me many times in Colombia especially. Had a woman from Medellin try to guess where I was from and she kept naming places in the Caribbean part of Colombia like Barranquilla. When I told her I was American, she seemed surprised a bit.
Being mistaken as another pheno is location-dependent. 50% of Latinos will get mistaken as paki here.
 
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If the thought ever crosses my mind I'll let you know :feelsyay::feelsyay::feelsyay:

Must be 6'4+, six figures salary, BBC, chadpreet/chaddam to ever even think about it tho.
FUCKERRR NOOOO!!!!!

Would you accept a 5’3, SBC (Small Brown Cock), Pajeet?

With a salary of 10,000 Rupees a month?
 
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FUCKERRR NOOOO!!!!!

Would you accept a 5’3, SBC (Small Brown Cock), Pajeet?

With a salary of 10,000 Rupees a month?
Nah you're gonna have to ask some pajeet to transitionmaxxx
 
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This is the worst of the worst violation

Malis by far have the worst genetics to ever exist

• Receding hairline the day they’re conceived
• Buck teeth
• Skinny fat physique with shit frame
• Lanklets
• “Wallay” syndrome

They’re not even black, no one lets them say the n word + they’re heavily disliked within the drill community
Keep seething for my Somali kang brothers whilst they bag snow bunnies 🐰

The timing is crazy
 
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Keep seething for my Somali kang brothers whilst they bag snow bunnies 🐰

The timing is crazy

I was literally about to make this post a thread but you ruined it already
 
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This was back in 2013. I was legit confused. The guy was an oldcel and teacher of GEOGRAPHY. I was getting ready to leave class, and he tells me casually 'are you from Somalia originally'. Obviously I responded no. I even told him Somalia is in East Africa. And his response was 'yeah I know'.

@Piratecel
It’s over. Then again I’d rather be Somali than curry tbh.
 
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