bignosesmallchin
World domination
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first I went to the gas station, and on my way out I seen this htb walking towards the door, I got out as quick as I could and pulled on the door to close behind me so that I wouldn't have even opened it an inch wide for her, then I walked past her and stared into her soul. afterwards, I went to walmart, there were so many old fucking boomers standing around, I proceeded to ram my cart into each and every single one that was standing in my way or pushing their cart in the middle of the isle, I got noticeably angry towards old women standing in a group in the middle of the isle and I picked up my cart and swung it towards the other direction, making sure they heard me, and then I proceeded to stare those old roasties down, they knew I could end them with one swift kick to the temple, they didn't dare utter a single word, but I think I seen a tear run down one of their faces.
Then when I got to checkout, there was this 5'3 curry with a pizza face and glasses, he greeted me but I stared at him, saying nothing, once he had my groceries bagged for me, he tried to lift the bag and pass it over, but it was far too heavy for his malnourished miniature indian frame to handle, he lifted it and it pulled his body towards the counter, smashing himself against the covid proof glass. I looked at him in disappointment and let out a loud sigh, there were a couple jbs behind me that started laughing at him, so I decided to put this little curry manlet in his place, I quickly grabbed the grocery bag with one hand and set it neatly in my cart, showing no signs of struggle, he looked at me in embarrassment and disbelief, then I asked, "where is my receipt?" He panicked and said "one moment sir", quickly trying to get my receipt to dispense, I then take my receipt and tell him "be quicker next time, bud", and casually walk off. When the greeter stopped me and asked for my receipt, I told him "fuck off you old fart, go find a real job or suck my cock for some money"
Then when I got to checkout, there was this 5'3 curry with a pizza face and glasses, he greeted me but I stared at him, saying nothing, once he had my groceries bagged for me, he tried to lift the bag and pass it over, but it was far too heavy for his malnourished miniature indian frame to handle, he lifted it and it pulled his body towards the counter, smashing himself against the covid proof glass. I looked at him in disappointment and let out a loud sigh, there were a couple jbs behind me that started laughing at him, so I decided to put this little curry manlet in his place, I quickly grabbed the grocery bag with one hand and set it neatly in my cart, showing no signs of struggle, he looked at me in embarrassment and disbelief, then I asked, "where is my receipt?" He panicked and said "one moment sir", quickly trying to get my receipt to dispense, I then take my receipt and tell him "be quicker next time, bud", and casually walk off. When the greeter stopped me and asked for my receipt, I told him "fuck off you old fart, go find a real job or suck my cock for some money"
