I was trying to suck myself last night

[Eriot Lodger]

But then I dropped a candle on the floor and my neighbor said I have to stop so I went back to bed :3

 

[Eriot Lodger]

I managed this:

• Suck on foreskin
• Lick on glans

 

[gigell]

Wtf

 

[try2beme]

Oh to see without my eyes

 

[Daddy's Home]

I am waiting for the most non gay guys on this forum to comment ''pics or it never happened..''

 

[Gonthar]

This is like super-gay, it's double the gay, because you're sucking and getting sucked by a man at the same time.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

But then I dropped a candle on the floor and my neighbor said I have to stop so I went back to bed :3

 

[asdvek]

I managed this:

• Suck on foreskin
• Lick on glans

How did it feel

 

[Eriot Lodger]

How did it feel

It's a damn tease is what it is. Few more centimeters worth of stretching and I'd practically be doing it. Instead I had to sleep and play it off with my special toy later next morning.

 

[asdvek]

It's a damn tease is what it is. Few more centimeter worth of stretching and I'd practically doing it. Instead I had to sleep and play it off with my special toy later next morning.

I tried to do it but im not flexible enough ima start doing stretches and shit to get more flexible

 

[Eriot Lodger]

I tried to do it but im not flexible enough ima start doing stretches and shit to get more flexible

I put my dick in my ass slightly before when it was soft, but it really isn't long enough to proficiently do that either.

 

[blackpilleditalian]

Faggotmaxxing at the highest level

 

[SoundnVision]

Enjoyed ya story fella thankyou

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Enjoyed ya story fella thankyou

A rep would've been a better token of appreciation than whatever this grammatical mess is supposed to be.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

This is like super-gay, it's double the gay, because you're sucking and getting sucked by a man at the same time.

Please don't call me "man" sir, I'm not comfortable with that. Do you think you can handle it that?

 

[SoundnVision]

A rep would've been a better token of appreciation than whatever this grammatical mess is supposed to be.

I would have done but now since you have insulted me i won't be doing so boy

 

[Mull70]

I tried (underwear on) on a schooltrip to jestermaxx in Front of my Friends. Took a Long Time to get rid of the nicknames

 

[Gonthar]

Please don't call me "man" sir, I'm not comfortable with that. Do you think you can handle it that?

What are you, sir?

 

[dbva]

What are you, sir?

probably a raging homosexual

 

[Eriot Lodger]

What are you, sir?

From now on, I am the one who destroys you and you go by shit stain/no-brain. And don't feel compelled to rep my post either because it's not a joke. I genuinely hate you now.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

probably a raging homosexual

I'm not no damn homo/homie. Your family aught to be burned alive for saying something like that within the safety of your cubicle, mr Norman.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

I tried (underwear on) on a schooltrip to jestermaxx in Front of my Friends. Took a Long Time to get rid of the nicknames

Fags who care about friends will always live in regret

 

[Mull70]

Real. Just need them so I don't have to stand alone at school.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

What are you, sir?

I'm sorry, i didn't mean that. Just ignore what I said up until this point.

I'm basically a unicorn, so if you by any chance need to use a pronoun then use a number of ones. e.g.; darling, jackass, unicorn, uni, corn, xir, legend, leg, end to name a few....

 

[Mull70]

Fags who care about friends will always live in regret

One of them was Like: "lets Go on a Trip to Italy after school". Nigga I'm never talking to you again after the Last day of school

 

[Eriot Lodger]

One of them was Like: "lets Go on a Trip to Italy after school". Nigga I'm never talking to you again after the Last day of school

Fags who seek validation and reformation by losers on an Internet forum are even bigger bitches

 

[Eriot Lodger]

What are you, sir?

Forget it. You didn't accept my apology so now I'm back to opposing you. I might try to get you banned or something. We're clearly on different wavelengths.

 

[ihatereddit]

I sucked my dick once when I was 14 it felt like nothing 2bh

 

[chudlite]

only time ive wanted something to be larp but knowing you this shit is probably real

 

[Eriot Lodger]

only time ive wanted something to be larp but knowing you this shit is probably real

It's 100% real

 

[chudlite]

It's 100% real

i believe you, r u femboymaxed… like @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar or @Rea

 

[Eriot Lodger]

i believe you, r u femboymaxed… like @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar or @Rea

Yes, I even put a highlighter in my bangs tonight by accident. I didn't know the volume spray would do that because it was in German.

 

[chudlite]

Yes, I even put a highlighter in my bangs tonight by accident. I didn't know the volume spray would do that because it was in German.

like skunk stripes? like the ones the scene foids get?

 

[Eriot Lodger]

like skunk stripes? like the ones the scene foids get?

Yeah.... Something like that. I'm a bit of an emo myself

 

[Rea]

i believe you, r u femboymaxed… like @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar or @Rea

People thinking i'm a femboy are so funny

 

[Hammeruntilchad2009]

But then I dropped a candle on the floor and my neighbor said I have to stop so I went back to bed :3

Your 100% one of those femboys

 

[chudlite]

People thinking i'm a femboy are so funny

my nigga you want to weigh 40kg

 

[Rea]

my nigga you want to weigh 40kg

39 * (that sounds better)

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Your 100% one of those femboys

Not sure what "those" imply. I'm not like those r-words and their contradicting statements. I'm much more refined and sophisticated.

 

[GabachoCopium]

But then I dropped a candle on the floor and my neighbor said I have to stop so I went back to bed :3

Self suck.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Self suck.

He does that with his alts

 

[GabachoCopium]

He does that with his alts

What? I’m just Mirian your self suck abilities

 

[Dendoni]

Faggotmaxxing at the highest level

Is it gay, if you are sucking yourself?

 

[Eriot Lodger]

What? I’m just Mirian your self suck abilities

Thanks. I was just saying that Vermilioncore uses alts to react and interact with his own account.

 

[chudlite]

39 * (that sounds better)

about your title i had a little thing with a foid with a onlyfans, back in 2023 that lasted less than a week

 

[N1666]

No pics no care

 

[Rea]

about your title i had a little thing with a foid with a onlyfans, back in 2023 that lasted less than a week

Noway, link ?

 

[chudlite]

Noway, link ?

JFL she doesnt do OF anymore but at the time she did onlyfans and was a drug dealer, dumbass bitch got caught, do you want to see her mugshot in pms?

 

[Clark69]

I sucked my dick once when I was 14 it felt like nothing 2bh

this is why it's definitely gay. feels more like you're sucking someone else than someone's sucking your dick
OP might as well get a dildo at this point

 

[Eriot Lodger]

this is why it's definitely gay. feels more like you're sucking someone else than someone's sucking your dick
OP might as well get a dildo at this point

I'm gonna sit on this while having buttered scones with tea.