I went a little nuts at Meijer today, lol

[Lefty Rankin]

So today we went to Meijer and the kid was being a pain in the ass again.

This little shit right here.

Always wanting my wife to hold him and whatnot. I finally told her to just leave him alone. Ignore his ass. Don't pick him up or hold his hand. Fuck it, just let him cry.

So that's what she did and the crying began. When we lined up for the register the lady made a big deal. She looked at my boy and asked what's wrong. I could tell though she was really just irritated and wanted to make us feel embarrassed about his crying.

I loudly said with a big old grin "Oh it's ok he's just a bastard."

The woman was shocked. The old white couple in line in front of us gave me the most appalled look and I immediately doubled down.

"Don't worry he's a Chinese bastard. He pisses and shits in the street. And he gets into fights."

Lol, the couple was so shocked they were actually speechless and didn't say a word but just kept looking at me stunned. The the cashier then said to me, "Well he needs to learn the American way."

Lol, she should have just let it go.

With that I said, "No, American kids grow up into inhibited and confused teenagers. They can't even look you in the eye. I want him pissing, shitting and fighting in the streets now so he grows into an uninhibited man."

Then I turned to the still speeches couple in front of us and said, "You know in America there's too much adult intervention with kids. If they fight with each other their parents get involved instead of just let them fight. Where he's from in China parents just let kids fight all day and they grow into much more well rounded teenagers because of it."

The mentally retarded bagger girl (like clinically) then said something real loud about America that I could quite make out. She was offended for sure. Smiling, I just looked at her and said "I know sweetheart."

Nobody else said a word after that. I then told my kid in Chinese to follow me and we went past point of sale and played with my kid as my wife loaded the conveyer belt and paid for the groceries.

I don't care anymore. We're about to leave this stupid fucking country for good and I'm just done pretending to care about these stupid people and their dumb fucking culture. American kids are straight pussy. A crying little boy will run heads in America because all the little boys who are masculine are weeded out early and put on drugs to shut them up. People act like you've committed murder if your kid misbehaves. Americans want their little pussy children to waddle around quietly following mommy and daddy like cucked little hens. Fuck that shit. I'm raising a little boy. A pissing, shitting, screaming, fighting little boy. Don't be mad when my boy grows up and fucks your son's wife's you pieces of fucking shit.

Anyways, we'll be back next week.

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[Jason Voorhees]

This is the definition of anti helicopter parent. I get it is annoying to deal with everyone who treats a crying toddler like a national emergency. Watching people clutch pearls over a kid throwing a tantrum but that said I feel you kinda torched the village on your way out. Calling your own kid a "Chinese bastard who pisses in the street" in front of a bunch of random Midwesterners isn't really owning the libs or defending traditional masculinity.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Next time I'm in that situation I'm gonna loudly proclaim, "It's ok. I want to raise him to grow up and grab women by the pussy. You know, uninhibited. So I gotta let him misbehave a little."

You always think of the best things to say after the fact. It's alright. There will be a next time. I want people to whip out their cameras and shit. I promise I'll whip out my own if that happens and upload the results on here.

 

[emogymmaxx]

this is a rollercoaster of a thread but it’s lowk entertaining

Calling your own kid a "Chinese bastard who pisses in the street" in front of a bunch of random Midwesterners isn't really owning the libs or defending traditional masculinity

really all i have to say though

 

[Lefty Rankin]

This is the definition of anti helicopter parent. I get it is annoying to deal with everyone who treats a crying toddler like a national emergency. Watching people clutch pearls over a kid throwing a tantrum but that said I feel you kinda torched the village on your way out. Calling your own kid a "Chinese bastard who pisses in the street" in front of a bunch of random Midwesterners isn't really owning the libs or defending traditional masculinity.

this is a rollercoaster of a thread but it’s lowk entertaining

really all i have to say though

It's just about saying the quiet part out loud. The part that THEY'RE thinking, not me. And that will shut them right up. I know who my son is and that's all that matters. Fuck these people.

These stupid fucking people. They're the most racist people on the face of the planet, aside from the Chinese, but their whole world will crumble at the thought of someone actually thinking that they're racist. At least the Chinese will tell you straight up how racist they themselves are, which I can respect. I'm doing the opposite of casting pearls before swine. I'm casting shit before them.

These people are predominantly Republican/conservative in my town. And especially at Meijer. Walmart is where the liberals shop. It's them I got the most beef with. They espouse traditional values but act like cucks behind closed doors.

Trust me, when I look at them and call my son a bastard with my predatory grin they know I don't really believe that, and am just using the word to intimidate and embarrass them.

Yes, I want to torch the village on my way out. I want yo burn it to the fucking ground. Let Americans starve after we leave so they can finally pull their fucking heads out of their asses and reassess there values. Nobody who's starving has the time or energy to worry about someone else's kid misbehaving.

I feel like Ricky Gervais on his way out from the Golden Globes. I don't care anymore. But let's be honest, I never really did in the first place.

 

[emogymmaxx]

It's just about saying the quiet part out loud. The part that THEY'RE thinking, not me. And that will shut them right up. I know who my son is and that's all that matters. Fuck these people.

These stupid fucking people. They're the most racist people on the face of the planet, aside from the Chinese, but their whole world will crumble at the thought of someone actually thinking that they're racist. At least the Chinese will tell you straight up how racist they themselves are, which I can respect. I'm doing the opposite of casting pearls before swine. I'm casting shit before them.

These people are predominantly Republican/conservative in my town. And especially at Meijer. Walmart is where the liberals shop. It's them I got the most beef with. They espouse traditional values but act like cucks behind closed doors.

Trust me, when I look at them and call my son a bastard with my predatory grin they know I don't really believe that, and am just using the word to intimidate and embarrass them.

Yes, I want to torch the village on my way out. I want yo burn it to the fucking ground. Let Americans starve after we leave so they can finally pull their fucking heads out of their asses and reassess there values. Nobody who's starving has the time or energy to worry about someone else's kid misbehaving.

I feel like Ricky Gervais on his way out from the Golden Globes. I don't care anymore. But let's be honest, I never really did in the first place.

first non guide multiple paragraph post i didn’t dnr
i understand now
why don’t you geomax?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

first non guide multiple paragraph post i didn’t dnr
i understand now
why don’t you geomax?

Well thank you sir! I'm flattered.

I came back to USA to get my wife citizenship. Had to suffer living back here for 5 years. 4 years for her to finally obtain her citizenship and one extra year to gather documents for the country we're immigrating to. Now we're just waiting to file our taxes then go.

When I was 23 I left the US and I didn't come back until 2021, when I was 33.

But yeah, we are immigrating to Russia before spring.

 

[emogymmaxx]

Well thank you sir! I'm flattered.

I came back to USA to get my wife citizenship. Had to suffer living back here for 5 years. 4 years for her to finally obtain her citizenship and one extra year to gather documents for the country we're immigrating to. Now we're just waiting to file our taxes then go.

When I was 23 I left the US and I didn't come back until 2021, when I was 33.

But yeah, we are immigrating to Russia before spring.

nice
lmk if you run into any of my extended family
they’d really like you

 

[Lefty Rankin]

nice
lmk if you run into any of my extended family
they’d really like you

Are you Russian?

 

[emogymmaxx]

Are you Russian?

part

 

[Lefty Rankin]

part

I speak Russian good enough. Spent 3 years in my early 20's studying on my own and consuming copious amounts of Russian media. I can read and write it.

 

[emogymmaxx]

I speak Russian good enough. Spent 3 years in my early 20's studying on my own and consuming copious amounts of Russian media. I can read and write it.

mirin
my mother used to curse me out in german and my great grandma on my dads side would curse at me in russian
miss her