I went to 4chan /d/ - Hentai/Alternative

[Deleted member 14693]

What the hell, people are sick.

Didn't even know half these fetishes exist

 

[hebbewem]

Like what

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Spoiler: down bad

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Like what

 

[hebbewem]

Spoiler: down bad

Eh bad

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Like what

Spoiler: wtf

 

[hebbewem]

Spoiler: wtf

Thats hot

 

[ascension]

Spoiler: down bad

 

[khvirgin]

Some of these are just dumb tbh
Like if you're into "futa" I guess you can cope by fucking trans girls
but if you're into "vore" then what?

 

[ihatereddit]

lmao nigga how young are you

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Spoiler: who tf likes insects jfl

 

[Deleted member 14693]

lmao nigga how young are you

Why?

 

[ihatereddit]

Why?

Who tf doesnt know about vore, futa and fat shit in 2023

 

[buckchadley31]

God even just thinking that a place like cuckchan exists makes me nauseous

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Animecels are built different

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Who tf doesnt know about vore, futa and fat shit in 2023

I know about futa

 

[Deleted member 14693]

wtf worldbuilding

 

[Splinter901]

I am about to have sex with Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form in this photo.

I was riding my Moltres when I was shot out of the air. This caused my Moltres to start falling uncontrollably to the ground. It looked like a bird hit a window and fell to the ground. Moltres and I were spinning as we continued to fall as gravity took us to the ground. I landed on something furry, but I was knocked out unconscious before I saw what it was.

I woke up about 24 hours later and the Vârcolac Alfa was sitting on my face next to a rickety house in a Village. From how my face felt, I made the assumption that the Vârcolac Alfa was sitting on my face the entire time I was unconscious. The Vârcolac Alfa did not have any garments on so his actual butt was against my face. After he noticed that I was awake, the Vârcolac Alfa got off my face and looked at me like he enjoyed his little sexual act while I was unconscious.

I got up and noticed that my Moltres was nowhere in sight. I tried calling out for my Moltres but after several attempts of calling for my Moltres, it yielded no response. Strange, I thought, as my Moltres is never more than 15 miles from me at any given point and always comes when I call for her. Then the Vârcolac Alfa was signaling for me to follow him.

The Vârcolac Alfa then took me to a guy named The Duke who then told me that my Moltres was in Castle Dimitrescu and that I should go there if I want my Moltres back. He also told me that I should hurry and find my Moltres before bad things happen in The Village. I then headed for Castle Dimitrescu. Since I had no Moltres to ride, I had to go there by foot.

I arrived at Castle Dimitrescu and overheard Lady Dimitrescu discussing what to do with this “Phoenix” that landed in the castle courtyard. I eavesdropped for quite a while and some of the ideas they had on what they want to do with my Moltres was enough to make me sick. I knew that I HAD to find my Moltres and GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS VILLAGE ASAP!! I do not want my bird to be used for these awful things. Such things could traumatize my Moltres. After the coast was clear, I snuck into the castle and began looking for my Moltres.

I started going through Castle Dimitrescu trying to find my Moltres so I could fly away from The Village. However, I either needed to kill Lady Dimitrescu or try to make friends with her in order to be able to leave her castle. However, while I was in the castle, I found out that Lady Dimitrescu had no interest in being friends. She wanted to kill me for my blood. Killing her was my only option. I later read a document that mentioned that this one dagger has the power to kill witches like Lady Dimitrescu. I had no choice but to retrieve this dagger that kills witches.
Once I found the dagger, Lady Dimitrescu showed up with yet another attempt to kill me. I took the dagger and stuck it in her, Lady Dimitrescu then mutated into a giant sexy hideous monster that I really wanted to have sex with. As soon as I saw her in this form, I instantly had an erection and I told her that I wanted to have sex with her and that I can pleasure her. Lady Dimitrescu being a huge hideous monster did not believe me nor did she think that I could pleasure her. However, after dodging several of her charges at me, I was able to get her upside down and I took the opportunity to remove my clothes to have sex with her.

I climbed on Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form, crawled to her vagina, and then I put my penis in her vagina. I started to have sex with Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form. I was following all rules for sex, including only putting my penis in her vagina despite the fact that Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form is very large and more than just my penis can fit in her vagina. After several thrusts, Lady Dimitrescu then said, “Are you trying to have sex with me? Stop with this foolishness! I’m too ugly for man!” Her voice was very monster-like yet very sexy.

Lady Dimitrescu kept trying to shake me off her but I held onto her very tightly so I could continue having sex with her because I KNOW that I can pleasure her. As Lady Dimitrescu periodically kept trying to shake me off of her, she kept screaming out lines such as

“Flesh, Bones, everything, I will devour all of you!”

“You cannot pleasure me. It is impossible for a normal man to pleasure me”

“You think that you can pleasure me? I want to see you try! …And fail”

Those dialogues repeated periodically until I made Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form orgasm. When I made her orgasm, her female ejaculation got all over my body from her orgasm and I thought that was super sexy. I then continued to have sex with Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster until I ejaculated my semen into her vagina.

I then earned the achievement:

Achievement Unlocked: Pleasuring the ugly beast. Very sexy!

Lady Dimitrescu now had a very different attitude towards me. Despite the fact that she still does not understand why I wanted to have sex with her when she is an ugly hideous creature, she now respects me because I not only had sex with a creature such as her, but I also was able to pleasure her. Which was something that Lady Dimitrescu thought that man was incapable of doing.

I then inquired about my Moltres and told her that she is my only method of transportation and I needed to find her so I can continue on The Kuwait Trail to find a friend. Lady Dimitrescu then said, “So your phoenix is named Moltres” as Lady Dimitrescu does not know what a Pokémon is. I asked if she knew where Moltres was. She told me that she does. I then rode Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form to where my Moltres was being held captive. I was given the key to release my Moltres. Moltres rubbed her neck against me, as she was very happy to see me. I then told Lady Dimitrescu that I really need to continue on my journey.

Lady Dimitrescu then said, “Come back sometime and have sex with me again. You pleasure well. There will always be a safe spot dedicated for us to have sex.”

I then said, “Sure will!” as Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form is a sexy hideous creature.

I then got on Moltres’s back, and Moltres flew into the air and took off. The only thing that was left for me to do was finish The Kuwait Trail and then the latest addition to MSQ for The Life of Justin Coolidge The Game will be complete unlocking Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form as a sex creature.

As for referring to Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster for as a “sexy hideous creature”, I get all kinds of looks as people have never heard sexy and hideous used together as a compound adjective. People call those words “polar opposites” and say things like, “’sexy’ and ‘hideous’ should not even be used in the same sentence.” But hey, Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form IS a perfect example of a creature that looks hideous, yet looks sexy at the same time.

 

[Zeruel]

I’ve never been erect and wanted to puke at the same time.