I went to the doctors office and I’m actually 5’5

[Kamui]

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[gribsufer1]

muh bbc

 

[Napoleon1800]

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Daddy BBC nooooooo

 

[Kamui]

muh bbc

All the height went to my penis

 

[Kamui]

Daddy BBC nooooooo

This post is satire (or is it?)

 

[Napoleon1800]

This post is satire (or is it?)

Do you heightmog me?

 

[SidharthTheSlayer]

Sorry to hear that man. But on the flipside: you are black and 5'5? Literally perfect base to become a rapper!

 

[Kamui]

Sorry to hear that man. But on the flipside: you are black and 5'5? Literally perfect base to become a rapper!
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X was low key a facial mogger ngl

 

[Kamui]

Do you heightmog me?

How tall are you

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Sorry to hear that man. But on the flipside: you are black and 5'5? Literally perfect base to become a rapper!
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Wtffffff bruh ain't no way kdot got mogged like that

 

[Napoleon1800]

How tall are you

183cm. 6'0

 

[Napoleon1800]

Sorry to hear that man. But on the flipside: you are black and 5'5? Literally perfect base to become a rapper!
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Taylor swift is the most disgusting, masculine snow bunny of all time + she frauds height hard with heels jfl ban heels ASAP. You just know she is into 6'6+ men only

 

[horizontallytall]

Kamuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[horizontallytall]

U must be even shortee then. . The actual way is to part you hair nad press a ruler on middle of scalp perpendicular to wall and measure . Dont stand too straight ,just normal as u do

 

[Kamui]

183cm. 6'0

You mog me

Kamuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

horizontallytalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

U must be even shortee then. . The actual way is to part you hair nad press a ruler on middle of scalp perpendicular to wall and measure . Dont stand too straight ,just normal as u do

I’m probably 4’10 then, over

 

[SidharthTheSlayer]

snow bunny

??? She has only dated white guys

 

[horizontallytall]

You mog me

horizontallytalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I’m probably 4’10 then, over

Ur age ?? U can prolly get like 3 inches in spine by doing something like chakrasana every hour with as much force as ur spine can sustain.

 

[Napoleon1800]

??? She has only dated white guys

I call girls that go for big dicks snow bunnies whether it be white or black because desire for BWC is rooted in desire for BBC but combined with racism

 

[Napoleon1800]

Ur age ?? U can prolly get like 3 inches in spine by doing something like chakrasana every hour with as much force as ur spine can sustain.

Whats chakrasana!!??

 

[Kamui]

Ur age ?? U can prolly get like 3 inches in spine by doing something like chakrasana every hour with as much force as ur spine can sustain.

I’m not actually 5’5 bro

 

[horizontallytall]

Whats chakrasana!!??

Thats some yogo thing . A posture sort of

 

[Deleted member 23115]

Haha

 

[It'snotover]

Sucks to hear, I am manlet as well. There is nothing more emasculating than being one. How tall did you think you were though?

 

[Kamui]

Sucks to hear, I am manlet as well. There is nothing more emasculating than being one. How tall did you think you were though?

I’m not actually 5’5 this post was a joke lol

 

[It'snotover]

I’m not actually 5’5 this post was a joke lol

Lifefuel for you. Ngl I fraud 2 cm to 175 with shoes and still feel manlet, 165 must feel shit

 

[Kamui]

Lifefuel for you. Ngl I fraud 2 cm to 175 with shoes and still feel manlet, 165 must feel shit

I am 5’8 flat, think I’m still growing idk

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Sorry to hear that man. But on the flipside: you are black and 5'5? Literally perfect base to become a rapper!
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[aesthetic beauty]

X was low key a facial mogger ngl

High key

 

[Sprinkles]

niggas often feel taller than they actually are

luckily a nigga can just lie thanks to height inflation

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

X was low key a facial mogger ngl

Thirstrapping dork

 

[Deleted member 40986]

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