I will make a guide on what to do if you get in prison

[lifestyle21873]

Stay tuned for a banger thread

 

[lifestyle21873]

fuck you i try to help and i get ignored as a thank you

 

[Eduardo DOV]

o_O

 

[Baldingman1998]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 9380]

fuck you i try to help and i get ignored as a thank you

its been 4 min since you posted the thread lul , but yea hype

 

[Baldingman1998]

its been 4 min since you posted the thread lul , but yea hype

Are you white?

 

[lifestyle21873]

ty

its been 4 min since you posted the thread lul , but yea hype

 

[Deleted member 12303]

high inhib is a death sentence in prison and in life

 

[Deleted member 11167]

I have a perfect channel for that.

 

[Deleted member 7866]

it will be the most ethnic thread ever made

 

[Deleted member 9380]

Are you white?

white but easily tan my blood runs with both blues and greens

 

[lifestyle21873]

high inhib is a death sentence in prison and in life

most true thing ive read today

if your high inhib unironically get low inhib friends and inject coke/phenibut/pcp/alcohol

 

[Deleted member 6380]

1. Drop the soap

 

[Deleted member 12303]

most true thing ive read today

if your high inhib unironically get low inhib friends and inject coke/phenibut/pcp/alcohol

looksmaxxing is life hell no

 

[lifestyle21873]

looksmaxxing is life hell no

you cant looksmax and be a high inhib shy person. it doesnt work

 

[lifestyle21873]

it will be the most ethnic thread ever made

Cope

 

[Deleted member 12303]

you cant looksmax and be a high inhib shy person. it doesnt work

Yeah u can but it will be harder

 

[everythingisacope]

you been in prison?

 

[Baldingman1998]

white but easily tan my blood runs with both blues and greens

Chad

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Cope

how is that cope, what

 

[lifestyle21873]

you been in prison

got sent into a prison for 1 month but i was released waiting for trial

 

[lifestyle21873]

how is that cope, what

plenty of white guys in prison

 

[Deleted member 7866]

plenty of white guys in prison

ye it was a joke

 

[lifestyle21873]

ye it was a joke

cope autist joke

 

[Deleted member 11167]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGPB2ZA4096SESz_VZVzHoA

 

[lifestyle21873]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGPB2ZA4096SESz_VZVzHoA

Ip grabber alert

 

[Deleted member 11167]

Ip grabber alert

Don't worry its just a youtube link

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. My advice. If any of (you) ever ends up there. Which would be ironic. I would suggest concealing a packet of mayo on you at all times. Because when the moment arises, and you'll know as he's pulling your jail pants off, use the mayo! Open packet and squirt mayo onto fingers. Then smear that onto your anus. Get some inside there. Loosen it up a little. Be sure your finger can easily slide in and out. Though you'll only have a minute to prepare for entry. So I would suggest, rehearsal! Train, if you must.

 

[lifestyle21873]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGPB2ZA4096SESz_VZVzHoA

actually i watched lockdown before and he makes great content but

i dont know where he was locked up but what he says is not really true for every prison, because some prisons are not like each other at all

And also some of his videos are too fucking long(not rlly bad) but ye he knows what hes talking about

 

[lifestyle21873]

Ugh. My advice. If any of (you) ever ends up there. Which would be ironic. I would suggest concealing a packet of mayo on you at all times. Because when the moment arises, and you'll know as he's pulling your jail pants off, use the mayo! Open packet and squirt mayo onto fingers. Then smear that onto your anus. Get some inside there. Loosen it up a little. Be sure your finger can easily slide in and out. Though you'll only have a minute to prepare for entry. So I would suggest, rehearsal! Train, if you must.

shut the fuck up you retarded greycel monkey

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

shut the fuck up you retarded greycel monkey

Ugh. A greycel monkey. Boogers. But you, little feller, you wouldn't be raped in prison. You're the kind that would pimp yourself out just so they don't beat you up.

 

[Deleted member 11406]

Thanks, I'm gonna need this theard soon as possible

 

[lifestyle21873]

Ugh. A greycel monkey. Boogers. But you, little feller, you wouldn't be raped in prison. You're the kind that would pimp yourself out just so they don't beat you up.

lots of talk from someone that is a faceless subhuman

 

[RecessedCel5]

Chad

mirin your high effort avi

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

lots of talk from someone that is a faceless subhuman

Ugh. Its okay little girly-man. I wont judge you.

 

[lifestyle21873]

Ugh. Its okay little girly-man. I wont judge you.

this is the first time ive seen you and i already have you on a leash my dog

i own you your my property

 

[RecessedCel5]

this is the first time ive seen you and i already have you on a leash my dog

i own you your my property

ethnic chad

 

[lifestyle21873]

Ugh. My advice. If any of (you) ever ends up there. Which would be ironic. I would suggest concealing a packet of mayo on you at all times. Because when the moment arises, and you'll know as he's pulling your jail pants off, use the mayo! Open packet and squirt mayo onto fingers. Then smear that onto your anus. Get some inside there. Loosen it up a little. Be sure your finger can easily slide in and out. Though you'll only have a minute to prepare for entry. So I would suggest, rehearsal! Train, if you must.

you just know this is a basement cockroach nerd by the way he talks

 

[lifestyle21873]

ethnic chad

u are chad bro

 

[RecessedCel5]

u are chad bro

 

[Deleted member 10602]

pls make thread fast I just raped some chick

 

[lifestyle21873]

pls make thread fast I just raped some chick

over if you get sentencted with a sexual crime i suggest askign for an isolated cell but unfortunately the guards wont like predatos either

 

[Deleted member 10602]

over if you get sentencted with a sexual crime i suggest askign for an isolated cell but unfortunately the guards wont like predatos either

fuck I just learnt the girl was 9yo too fuck fuck she looked 18

 

[lifestyle21873]

fuck I just learnt the girl was 9yo too fuck fuck she looked 18

brutal 9yo pill

 

[Deleted member 10602]

brutal 9yo pill

chomo moment. I will learn to lie b4 I go to prison so prisoners don't rape me

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

you just know this is a basement cockroach nerd by the way he talks

Ugh. I'm using a voice-to-text program to send this message. I'm pumping some serious iron right now. First thing, I don't know what you're talking about. Basement? Ugh. Wait. Hold on. --inaudible background noise-- NO MOM! I DIDN'T WATER YOUR STUPID PLANTS! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M DOWN HERE WORKING! --inaudible background noise-- YEAH, OKAY! MAKE SURE YOU CUT THE CRUST OFF THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES! AND BRING ME A GLASS OF MILK TOO! --inaudible background noise-- Okay, I'm back. Anyway, I live alone. I have my own place. Gigachad here. Yo what up.

 

[lifestyle21873]

Ugh. I'm using a voice-to-text program to send this message. I'm pumping some serious iron right now. First thing, I don't know what you're talking about. Basement? Ugh. Wait. Hold on. --inaudible background noise-- NO MOM! I DIDN'T WATER YOUR STUPID PLANTS! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M DOWN HERE WORKING! --inaudible background noise-- YEAH, OKAY! MAKE SURE YOU CUT THE CRUST OFF THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES! AND BRING ME A GLASS OF MILK TOO! --inaudible background noise-- Okay, I'm back. Anyway, I live alone. I have my own place. Gigachad here. Yo what up.

how can anyone be this boring what a lifeless troll, this is sad

 

[TITUS]

There is this chad who went to prison several times and he made a channel all about life in prison.

 

[lifestyle21873]

There is this chad who went to prison several times and he made a channel all about life in prison.

ye lockdown