I wish Clav was my dad

[MiniMewer]

My parents just confiscated my entire looksmaxxing stash after they “got concerned.” They found the setup I’d been assembling over 2 months under my bed —my hammer, peptides, syringes, stimulants and a few tools I probably shouldn’t have left visible. Once I explained that it was all part of a long-term plan to ascend, they immediately defaulted to normie copes like “you’re fine the way you are” and “this isn’t healthy.” They kept on pestering me to go to therapy as though that would fix my recessed infraorbitals.

They keep pushing the idea that I should stop “wasting time” and focus on studying so I can get into a good uni, as if academic success somehow translates into mogging. I tried to explain to them that none of it matters as I dont get many slays as a MTN whereas MTBs are getting flown out in private jets by celebs simply for existing on instagram due to the hoeflation and increase in competition. Nowadays with the internet you’re not just competing with the chads in your town; you’re competing globally with all the chads in the world. So it's impossible to satisfy hypergamy unless you are in the top 5% of looks, money or status. What frustrates me most is how blue-pilled they are; my mom kept insisting I have body dysmorphia instead of just letting me do whatever it takes to ascend.

Honestly, if someone like Clav were my dad, things would’ve been different from the start. Instead of vague encouragement and a college fund, I’d have had structured oversight: someone who actually understands optimization, trade-offs, and evidence-based pharmacological intervention. If Clav were my dad there would be no chance of me not ascending to at least Chadlite if not even Chad. He would support me with the right pharmacological intervention to maximise my puberty, guide me on a solid surgical plan. Maybe instead of a jester college fund, he would make me a much more useful hardmaxx fund so that I can get a canthoplasty, double jaw surgery and a palate expander that I need for my ascension.

 

[ihatefoids88]

dnr, average grey yap sesh about clav

 

[MiniMewer]

dnr, average grey yap sesh about clav

Tldr; If clav were my dad instead of blue pilled parents I would be a Chadlite by now

 

[xzylecrey]

Tldr; If clav were my dad instead of blue pilled parents I would be a Chadlite by now

Thanks ill rep for that

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Ahahahahaha hahahaha hahaa yeah dnr

 

[ihatefoids88]

Tldr; If clav were my dad instead of blue pilled parents I would be a Chadlite by now

true tbf, its fine tho maybe he'll fuck your mom one day and create an offspring which is superior to her earlier attempt

 

[MiniMewer]

That offspring would mog me fr

true tbf, its fine tho maybe he'll fuck your mom one day and create an offspring which is superior to her earlier attempt

 

[truewarlord]

My parents just confiscated my entire looksmaxxing stash after they “got concerned.” They found the setup I’d been assembling over 2 months under my bed —my hammer, peptides, syringes, stimulants and a few tools I probably shouldn’t have left visible. Once I explained that it was all part of a long-term plan to ascend, they immediately defaulted to normie copes like “you’re fine the way you are” and “this isn’t healthy.” They kept on pestering me to go to therapy as though that would fix my recessed infraorbitals.

They keep pushing the idea that I should stop “wasting time” and focus on studying so I can get into a good uni, as if academic success somehow translates into mogging. I tried to explain to them that none of it matters as I dont get many slays as a MTN whereas MTBs are getting flown out in private jets by celebs simply for existing on instagram due to the hoeflation and increase in competition. Nowadays with the internet you’re not just competing with the chads in your town; you’re competing globally with all the chads in the world. So it's impossible to satisfy hypergamy unless you are in the top 5% of looks, money or status. What frustrates me most is how blue-pilled they are; my mom kept insisting I have body dysmorphia instead of just letting me do whatever it takes to ascend.

Honestly, if someone like Clav were my dad, things would’ve been different from the start. Instead of vague encouragement and a college fund, I’d have had structured oversight: someone who actually understands optimization, trade-offs, and evidence-based pharmacological intervention. If Clav were my dad there would be no chance of me not ascending to at least Chadlite if not even Chad. He would support me with the right pharmacological intervention to maximise my puberty, guide me on a solid surgical plan. Maybe instead of a jester college fund, he would make me a much more useful hardmaxx fund so that I can get a canthoplasty, double jaw surgery and a palate expander that I need for my ascension.

clav cant have children he has been blasting/cruising test for 5years since he was 14
there is no chacne his body will ever produce test aigan

 

[MiniMewer]

clav cant have children he has been blasting/cruising test for 5years since he was 14
there is no chacne his body will ever produce test aigan

He says he can fix the infertility by taking HCG but idk. Either ways i meant theoretically if someone like clav were my dad he'd help me ascend to my potential unlike my soft blue pilled parents...

 

[zslqam]

My parents just confiscated my entire looksmaxxing stash after they “got concerned.” They found the setup I’d been assembling over 2 months under my bed —my hammer, peptides, syringes, stimulants and a few tools I probably shouldn’t have left visible. Once I explained that it was all part of a long-term plan to ascend, they immediately defaulted to normie copes like “you’re fine the way you are” and “this isn’t healthy.” They kept on pestering me to go to therapy as though that would fix my recessed infraorbitals.

They keep pushing the idea that I should stop “wasting time” and focus on studying so I can get into a good uni, as if academic success somehow translates into mogging. I tried to explain to them that none of it matters as I dont get many slays as a MTN whereas MTBs are getting flown out in private jets by celebs simply for existing on instagram due to the hoeflation and increase in competition. Nowadays with the internet you’re not just competing with the chads in your town; you’re competing globally with all the chads in the world. So it's impossible to satisfy hypergamy unless you are in the top 5% of looks, money or status. What frustrates me most is how blue-pilled they are; my mom kept insisting I have body dysmorphia instead of just letting me do whatever it takes to ascend.

Honestly, if someone like Clav were my dad, things would’ve been different from the start. Instead of vague encouragement and a college fund, I’d have had structured oversight: someone who actually understands optimization, trade-offs, and evidence-based pharmacological intervention. If Clav were my dad there would be no chance of me not ascending to at least Chadlite if not even Chad. He would support me with the right pharmacological intervention to maximise my puberty, guide me on a solid surgical plan. Maybe instead of a jester college fund, he would make me a much more useful hardmaxx fund so that I can get a canthoplasty, double jaw surgery and a palate expander that I need for my ascension.

Clav is infertile, he couldnt be your dad nigga

 

[Oopity]

My parents just confiscated my entire looksmaxxing stash after they “got concerned.” They found the setup I’d been assembling over 2 months under my bed —my hammer, peptides, syringes, stimulants and a few tools I probably shouldn’t have left visible. Once I explained that it was all part of a long-term plan to ascend, they immediately defaulted to normie copes like “you’re fine the way you are” and “this isn’t healthy.” They kept on pestering me to go to therapy as though that would fix my recessed infraorbitals.

They keep pushing the idea that I should stop “wasting time” and focus on studying so I can get into a good uni, as if academic success somehow translates into mogging. I tried to explain to them that none of it matters as I dont get many slays as a MTN whereas MTBs are getting flown out in private jets by celebs simply for existing on instagram due to the hoeflation and increase in competition. Nowadays with the internet you’re not just competing with the chads in your town; you’re competing globally with all the chads in the world. So it's impossible to satisfy hypergamy unless you are in the top 5% of looks, money or status. What frustrates me most is how blue-pilled they are; my mom kept insisting I have body dysmorphia instead of just letting me do whatever it takes to ascend.

Honestly, if someone like Clav were my dad, things would’ve been different from the start. Instead of vague encouragement and a college fund, I’d have had structured oversight: someone who actually understands optimization, trade-offs, and evidence-based pharmacological intervention. If Clav were my dad there would be no chance of me not ascending to at least Chadlite if not even Chad. He would support me with the right pharmacological intervention to maximise my puberty, guide me on a solid surgical plan. Maybe instead of a jester college fund, he would make me a much more useful hardmaxx fund so that I can get a canthoplasty, double jaw surgery and a palate expander that I need for my ascension.

Son, I'm your dad and I'm disappointed in you.

Not only did you post a dnr worthy thread, but you want someone else as a father. I tried to raise you alongside your mother, but you've just started calling her a ltb foid and we don't know how to reconnect with you

 

[MiniMewer]

Bro i wrote about someone as blackpilled as clav as a parent would be dope, they would help you reach your potential unlike the typical blue pilled parent. Not literally Clav being my dad.

Clav is infertile, he couldnt be your dad nigga

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Son, I'm your dad and I'm disappointed in you.

You’re saying it wrong. It’s “Son, I am disappoint.”

 

[staton]

DNR but you'd not get any of his current decent looks boyo, not worth it

if i had a deadbeat dad i'd rather it be brad pitt, i'd let him beat the shit out of me as long as his good genes are passed on to me

 

[MiniMewer]

DNR but you'd not get any of his current decent looks boyo, not worth it

if i had a deadbeat dad i'd rather it be brad pitt, i'd let him beat the shit out of me as long as his good genes are passed on to me

Yea I wouldnt get any of his looks but he could guide me with hardmaxxing and help me ascend; stuff that the typical bluepill parents refuse to acknowledge.

 

[staton]

Yea I wouldnt get any of his looks but he could guide me with hardmaxxing and help me ascend; stuff that the typical bluepill parents refuse to acknowledge.

getting the shit beaten out of you also serves as bonesmashing brah just have a good looking dad who further ascends you via beatings if u want that

 

[GandyLuvr]

My parents just confiscated my entire looksmaxxing stash after they “got concerned.” They found the setup I’d been assembling over 2 months under my bed —my hammer, peptides, syringes, stimulants and a few tools I probably shouldn’t have left visible. Once I explained that it was all part of a long-term plan to ascend, they immediately defaulted to normie copes like “you’re fine the way you are” and “this isn’t healthy.” They kept on pestering me to go to therapy as though that would fix my recessed infraorbitals.

They keep pushing the idea that I should stop “wasting time” and focus on studying so I can get into a good uni, as if academic success somehow translates into mogging. I tried to explain to them that none of it matters as I dont get many slays as a MTN whereas MTBs are getting flown out in private jets by celebs simply for existing on instagram due to the hoeflation and increase in competition. Nowadays with the internet you’re not just competing with the chads in your town; you’re competing globally with all the chads in the world. So it's impossible to satisfy hypergamy unless you are in the top 5% of looks, money or status. What frustrates me most is how blue-pilled they are; my mom kept insisting I have body dysmorphia instead of just letting me do whatever it takes to ascend.

Honestly, if someone like Clav were my dad, things would’ve been different from the start. Instead of vague encouragement and a college fund, I’d have had structured oversight: someone who actually understands optimization, trade-offs, and evidence-based pharmacological intervention. If Clav were my dad there would be no chance of me not ascending to at least Chadlite if not even Chad. He would support me with the right pharmacological intervention to maximise my puberty, guide me on a solid surgical plan. Maybe instead of a jester college fund, he would make me a much more useful hardmaxx fund so that I can get a canthoplasty, double jaw surgery and a palate expander that I need for my ascension.

Spamming terms as a grey doesn’t make you sound smart or cool btw

 

[lookxglazzer666]

My parents just confiscated my entire looksmaxxing stash after they “got concerned.” They found the setup I’d been assembling over 2 months under my bed —my hammer, peptides, syringes, stimulants and a few tools I probably shouldn’t have left visible. Once I explained that it was all part of a long-term plan to ascend, they immediately defaulted to normie copes like “you’re fine the way you are” and “this isn’t healthy.” They kept on pestering me to go to therapy as though that would fix my recessed infraorbitals.

They keep pushing the idea that I should stop “wasting time” and focus on studying so I can get into a good uni, as if academic success somehow translates into mogging. I tried to explain to them that none of it matters as I dont get many slays as a MTN whereas MTBs are getting flown out in private jets by celebs simply for existing on instagram due to the hoeflation and increase in competition. Nowadays with the internet you’re not just competing with the chads in your town; you’re competing globally with all the chads in the world. So it's impossible to satisfy hypergamy unless you are in the top 5% of looks, money or status. What frustrates me most is how blue-pilled they are; my mom kept insisting I have body dysmorphia instead of just letting me do whatever it takes to ascend.

Honestly, if someone like Clav were my dad, things would’ve been different from the start. Instead of vague encouragement and a college fund, I’d have had structured oversight: someone who actually understands optimization, trade-offs, and evidence-based pharmacological intervention. If Clav were my dad there would be no chance of me not ascending to at least Chadlite if not even Chad. He would support me with the right pharmacological intervention to maximise my puberty, guide me on a solid surgical plan. Maybe instead of a jester college fund, he would make me a much more useful hardmaxx fund so that I can get a canthoplasty, double jaw surgery and a palate expander that I need for my ascension.

How? Xd he is 20 xd he is Younger than me nigger he is practically kid xd

 

[Femouratic]

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true tbf, its fine tho maybe he'll fuck your mom one day and create an offspring which is superior to her earlier attempt

his is one of the most insane things i’ve ever read

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

My parents just confiscated my entire looksmaxxing stash after they “got concerned.” They found the setup I’d been assembling over 2 months under my bed —my hammer, peptides, syringes, stimulants and a few tools I probably shouldn’t have left visible. Once I explained that it was all part of a long-term plan to ascend, they immediately defaulted to normie copes like “you’re fine the way you are” and “this isn’t healthy.” They kept on pestering me to go to therapy as though that would fix my recessed infraorbitals.

They keep pushing the idea that I should stop “wasting time” and focus on studying so I can get into a good uni, as if academic success somehow translates into mogging. I tried to explain to them that none of it matters as I dont get many slays as a MTN whereas MTBs are getting flown out in private jets by celebs simply for existing on instagram due to the hoeflation and increase in competition. Nowadays with the internet you’re not just competing with the chads in your town; you’re competing globally with all the chads in the world. So it's impossible to satisfy hypergamy unless you are in the top 5% of looks, money or status. What frustrates me most is how blue-pilled they are; my mom kept insisting I have body dysmorphia instead of just letting me do whatever it takes to ascend.

Honestly, if someone like Clav were my dad, things would’ve been different from the start. Instead of vague encouragement and a college fund, I’d have had structured oversight: someone who actually understands optimization, trade-offs, and evidence-based pharmacological intervention. If Clav were my dad there would be no chance of me not ascending to at least Chadlite if not even Chad. He would support me with the right pharmacological intervention to maximise my puberty, guide me on a solid surgical plan. Maybe instead of a jester college fund, he would make me a much more useful hardmaxx fund so that I can get a canthoplasty, double jaw surgery and a palate expander that I need for my ascension.

im pretty sure if you had the chance you woupd make clav your boyfriend

 

[The Fool]

Son, I'm your dad and I'm disappointed in you.

Not only did you post a dnr worthy thread, but you want someone else as a father. I tried to raise you alongside your mother, but you've just started calling her a ltb foid and we don't know how to reconnect with you

Good post

 

[The Fool]

You look the way you do because thats how your genes were written, they contain instruction and proteins for how your body will operate

 

[The Fool]

Fuck these replies are hilarious

 

[truewarlord]

He says he can fix the infertility by taking HCG but idk. Either ways i meant theoretically if someone like clav were my dad he'd help me ascend to my potential unlike my soft blue pilled parents...

he could have yoused hcg if he had only cyceld for like 2years after puberty
but regaining fertillity even tho your body never reached its max test pottetntial is very unlikelly