I wish I had alabaster skin

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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why’d I have to be born with grey skin
 
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Beaners have pores the size of Pennies that would never happen
 
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Beaners have pores the size of Pennies that would never happen
nah not me though. Mine are the size of an atom
 
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I can't help but imagine what kind of lifestyle the ancestors of a person with alabaster skin had and what their diet was like. How can you even get such a glowing, light, and clean skin? Out of this world.
 
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Just like your dick type beat
Nah that shit the size of a baseball bat faggot now hop off this thread and kys how bou dah
 
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Kys and reincarnate as some bitches horse or dog
 
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Kys and reincarnate as some bitches horse or dog
What if I’m born a dog and she cucks me with her horse. Then I’m back to square one
 
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