i wish i was 6"9 300lbs

[dipenhydramine]

then i could be this fucking beast
i really fucking wish i could be this guy

my uncle was 6"8

so shitty i didnt get those genes

same with my mother being 6"2 i missed out

i fucking wish

 

[Angutoid]

we might get you close to your dream with our LL team and freshly produced new rock boots

 

[dipenhydramine]

@xantrooper is this one valid

 

[dipenhydramine]

we might get you close to your dream with our LL team and freshly produced new rock boots
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new rocks wont do anything for me

5"6

 

[Angutoid]

new rocks wont do anything for me

5"6

new rocks wont but LL+new rocks will

 

[Angutoid]

new rocks wont but LL+new rocks will

unironically this is my exact plan
not the ones i posted here but better 10cm heel ones

 

[dipenhydramine]

new rocks wont but LL+new rocks will

micheal doesnt wear new rocks

no cool person is short

ghostface is tall

jason is tall

micheal is tall

its so fucking over

unironically this is my exact plan
not the ones i posted here but better 10cm heel ones

doesnt LL basicially incapacitate you for a year


new rocks are cheating

imagine some girl taking you home thinking ur 6"5 or whatever and you take your shoes off and ur like 4"8

+i you need to be nichemaxxed clothing to wear new rocks

 

[Angutoid]

micheal doesnt wear new rocks

no cool person is short

ghostface is tall

jason is tall

micheal is tall

its so fucking over

doesnt LL basicially incapacitate you for a year


new rocks are cheating

imagine some girl taking you home thinking ur 6"5 or whatever and you take your shoes off and ur like 4"8

+i you need to be nichemaxxed clothing to wear new rocks

LL=no longer a manlet=no longer be judged for platform shoes

 

[dipenhydramine]

LL=no longer a manlet=no longer be judged for platform shoes

genius