I wish I was an absolute dick mogger

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My dick is around 6.8 inches bone pressed and I don't know what my girth is because I don't have the right measuring tape for it.

I know I'm above average but I'm still insecure about the fact that I don't have a truly big dick. I want to be 8x6 absolute dick mogger bull. That could ascend me from my shitty incel life.
 
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Thats not average. Average is 7 inches
 
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How bad of a dickcel?
6.2 x 4.3

It's over. Finished

My face won't save me...

1729043419610
 
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@sportsmogger its nothing special
 
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6.8 bone pressed is a micro penis dude. My non-erect length is 6.5 bone pressed.
 
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I have to get rich girth can be fixed with surgery

Or jelqmaxx

Indeed it's brutal
I've heard jelqing can fuck up the sensitivity in your dick so I don't think I'll ever try it
 
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@HighTierSubhuman if I ever get play I'll be as hard as 1000 men after my streak though

I'm sure it'll hit her guts with more power even if not as large as it could be,

1729043710055
 
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@HighTierSubhuman if I ever get play I'll be as hard as 1000 men after my streak though

I'm sure it'll hit her guts with more power even if not as large as it could be,

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Based. If I ever ascend I might try go on nofap a bit before hand so my dick gets as hard rock
 
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You niggers sound so fucking gay right now.
Sexhavers always hate on incels. A universal rule. Even on a forum such as this one you can't help it. What a robot.

This why we hate NTs, like women they are all the same

And yet you think im gay? No no. It seems to be you acting like a bitter woman!
 
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Says the GrAYcel
Sexhavers always hate on incels. A universal rule. Even on a forum such as this one you can't help it. What a robot.

This why we hate NTs, like women they are all the same

And yet you think im gay? No no. It seems to be you acting like a bitter woman!
Nigga it's one thing to talk about sex or the size of your penis. Telling another man about how hard you're going to get and how powerful your ejaculation is going to be is a completely different story. Also, how do you have 50K posts here and you still haven't ascended?
 
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Nigga it's one thing to talk about sex or the size of your penis. Telling another man about how hard you're going to get and how powerful your ejaculate is going to be is a completely different story.
I'd get rock hard for you if you worked for it. I mean really, I'm ready to burst Patrice.

(In minecraft)
 
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It probably will im just being a negative nelly
If u do it beware of ur eq though cause i always had worse boners tmi when i stretched my dong
 
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My dick is around 6.8 inches bone pressed and I don't know what my girth is because I don't have the right measuring tape for it.

I know I'm above average but I'm still insecure about the fact that I don't have a truly big dick. I want to be 8x6 absolute dick mogger bull. That could ascend me from my shitty incel life.
Wtf, 6.8 is my size, you actually might be my twin
 
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Nigga it's one thing to talk about sex or the size of your penis. Telling another man about how hard you're going to get and how powerful your ejaculation is going to be is a completely different story. Also, how do you have 50K posts here and you still haven't ascended?
1729044380632

Look at this post on his profile @Gaygymmaxx :lul:
 
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I saw a thread about a homeless guy on twitter who was sleeping on the ground naked and his dick was huge. Post had about 40K women fiening wondering how he didn’t have a place to sleep.

Biggest dick pill I’ve ever watched
 
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I saw a thread about a homeless guy on twitter who was sleeping on the ground naked and his dick was huge. Post had about 40K women fiening wondering how he didn’t have a place to sleep.

Biggest dick pill I’ve ever watched
One of my friends showed me that kek. Honestly that's kind of what made me start thinking about this again.
 
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One of my friends showed me that kek. Honestly that's kind of what made me start thinking about this again.
Your friend might be gay lmaoo. What the hell
 
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Clamping and pumping but it’s a dark road
 
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My dick is around 6.8 inches bone pressed and I don't know what my girth is because I don't have the right measuring tape for it.

I know I'm above average but I'm still insecure about the fact that I don't have a truly big dick. I want to be 8x6 absolute dick mogger bull. That could ascend me from my shitty incel life.
Your dick is small nigga. Over.

Not only you are poor, ugly, short, autist and dumb, but you also have a small dick. On top of having a bad personality since you've been treated like a trash bin since the moment you were born.

Fucking over
 
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I saw a thread about a homeless guy on twitter who was sleeping on the ground naked and his dick was huge. Post had about 40K women fiening wondering how he didn’t have a place to sleep.

Biggest dick pill I’ve ever watched
One of my friends showed me that kek. Honestly that's kind of what made me start thinking about this again.
send me the thread/twitter post
 
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i just want 7.5x5.5
 
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