I wish I was an NT suburban dad

[Vermilioncore]

Instead of stroking my cock to filth and eating goyslop rotting in bed imagine if I was was riding my sports car to the bar and grill with the buds and their gal pals about to watch the Steelers vs the ravens having some drinks and then drive back home to the wife play with the dog and sit back in the couch with some pussy on my dick while ranting about the football results

 

[Deleted member 55437]

We all do bro

 

[Vermilioncore]

We all do bro

I thought you wanted to be an ugly short fat shitskin failure

 

[Deleted member 55437]

I thought you wanted to be an ugly short fat shitskin failure

I already am

 

[goontang]

reincarnatemaxx

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Wish my name could be chuck, I would own a ford dealership and fuck my secretary every day

 

[fuxkdakikez]

how come i don’t have this instead i have to be alone with my sick and twisted thoughts in my dungeon

 

[Deleted member 107430]

how come i don’t have this instead i have to be alone with my sick and twisted thoughts in my dungeon

you dont have a dungeon

 

[lurking truecel]

Damn being a incel is life innit

 

[lurking truecel]

you dont have a dungeon

Goon pod

 

[fuxkdakikez]

you dont have a dungeon

i do it’s covered in the blood of the poor victims with a book in the middle enchanting table type shit

 

[Deleted member 107430]

Damn being a incel is life innit

we are all volcel

 

[optimisticzoomer]

how come i don’t have this instead i have to be alone with my sick and twisted thoughts in my dungeon

First read this as "my sick and twisted dungeons and dragons thoughts" or something

 

[lurking truecel]

we are all volcel

Not me

 

[piec]

instead you will be getting deported by ice tomorrow peace faggot

 

[reasonably_likeable]

Beautiful

 

[Vermilioncore]

First read this as "my sick and twisted dungeons and dragons thoughts" or something

That’s some game of thrones type shit right there faggot innit

 

[gymceltard]

I’ve always dreamed of having the normie life but it was stolen from me by my bitch whore mother who didn’t let me hang out with friends in middle school or leave my house making me a shut in terminally online loser.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’ve always dreamed of having the normie life but it was stolen from me by my bitch whore mother who didn’t let me hang out with friends in middle school or leave my house making me a shut in terminally online loser.

that’s why you gotta throat fuck her and get your revenge