I wish I was johnny depp

[Vermilioncore]

When he was young he was a mogger and every girl wanted to fuck him. Even now today.

He’s everything I wish I was. Everything girls wish I was. Yet I’m the exact opposite.

I’ll always be trapped inside this ugly body and have to live life as an ugly guy. It just depresses me to look in the mirror and see someone ugly instead of seeing johnny depp.


You don’t know the pain of looking in the mirror and seeing someone ugly as shit staring back at you

 

[MoggerGaston]

Brutal case of Depp-ression:
The onset of melancholy from being inferior to Johnny Depp, also known as being Deppmogged. It is the inevitable aftermath of being sub-Depp.

 

[RXnd]

I wish I was Johnny Depp so someone can shit in my bed!

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

he is brown

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

Brutal case of Depp-ression:
The onset of melancholy from being inferior to Johnny Depp, also known as being Deppmogged. It is the inevitable aftermath of being sub-Depp.

you mog him idiot

 

[Deleted member 98009]

When he was young he was a mogger and every girl wanted to fuck him. Even now today.

He’s everything I wish I was. Everything girls wish I was. Yet I’m the exact opposite.

I’ll always be trapped inside this ugly body and have to live life as an ugly guy. It just depresses me to look in the mirror and see someone ugly instead of seeing johnny depp.


You don’t know the pain of looking in the mirror and seeing someone ugly as shit staring back at you

Yeah, prime JD was something else, my favorite actor

 

[Vermilioncore]

he is brown

How can I look more like him
At my age he was drowning in money and pussy. Yet here I am dying of thirst

 

[MoggerGaston]

you mog him idiot

 

[Deleted member 107106]

I need Amber Heard to shit in my bed

 

[Vermilioncore]

I need Amber Heard to shit in my bed

What about in your mouth

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

How can I look more like him
At my age he was drowning in money and pussy. Yet here I am dying of thirst

smoke a lot and practice acting in front of mirror

 

[fuxkdakikez]

sorry bud

 

[RXnd]

I need Amber Heard to shit in my bed

Too late I already said it