I wish i was nordic

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I wish I was 6'2. I wish I had light brown hair. I wish I had blue eyes. I wish I had a straight nose. I wish I had bright red lips. I wish I had that pale elf skin. But no I had to be cursed with being another race. I just couldn't be that.
 
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I wish I was 6'2. I wish I had light brown hair. I wish I had blue eyes. I wish I had a straight nose. I wish I had bright red lips. I wish I had that pale elf skin. But no I had to be cursed with being another race. I just couldn't be that.
I mog those mayos
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only nordic dude i knew was one of the fattest and most cringe manlets in the whole school
 
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What race are you
 
I wish I was 6'2. I wish I had light brown hair. I wish I had blue eyes. I wish I had a straight nose. I wish I had bright red lips. I wish I had that pale elf skin. But no I had to be cursed with being another race. I just couldn't be that.
 
I wish I was 6'2. I wish I had light brown hair. I wish I had blue eyes. I wish I had a straight nose. I wish I had bright red lips. I wish I had that pale elf skin. But no I had to be cursed with being another race. I just couldn't be that.
Trust me man it sounds better than it is:feelsrope:
 
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it dont matter. be a good person bub 🙏🏼
 
Youll never be truly satisfied with anything
 
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Trust me man it sounds better than it is:feelsrope:
No it does not. Life's amazing as an attractive swedish guy, you were just unlucky.
 
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No it does not. Life's amazing as an attractive swedish guy, you were just unlucky.
Brutal.
Nerfed by giantism genes
I haven’t even hit puberty and I’m 6’3 and my dad is 6’9:feelshaha:
 
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Trust me man it sounds better than it is:feelsrope:
You're the descendant of ancient warriors. Your people conquered the world and discovered how to get to space. You mog in all aspects bro
 
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I wish I had a straight nose. I wish I had bright red lips. I wish I had that pale elf skin. But no I had to be cursed with being another race
ha gay GIF


Why would you ever wanna be a porkei?

Kids In The Hall Pig GIF by CBC
Pig Mud GIF by MOODMAN
 
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are you a mudskin with t50 eyes and shitstained lips
 
I am half bean half nordic unironically
You should still have gotten a lot of the colored features unless your beaner part is from the slums of bolivia
 
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You should still have gotten a lot of the colored features unless your beaner part is from the slums of bolivia
It’s just my skin that’s not white
 
Iam all of this and still an incel
 
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