I wish it were normalised to shit in bushes

[optimisticzoomer]

I always kinda need a shit on my lunch break at work, but I don’t like shitting in the public toilets in case someone comes in the cubicle next door, and half the time the sides of the toilet are covered in shit. I also don’t like the work toilet, cos there’s only one, and someone always seems to come in straight after me

So I wish I could just shit in the bushes and no one would bat an eye

 

[justaloser]

I always kinda need a shit on my lunch break at work, but I don’t like shitting in the public toilets in case someone comes in the cubicle next door, and half the time the sides of the toilet are covered in shit. I also don’t like the work toilet, cos there’s only one, and someone always seems to come in straight after me

So I wish I could just shit in the bushes and no one would bat an eye

nigga everyone does that come on now

 

[optimisticzoomer]

nigga everyone does that come on now

Everyone in India perhaps
Maybe in the mountains
Not in an urban area

 

[PeakIncels]

what?

 

[romanstock]

I've done it a couple of times.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I've done it a couple of times.

I’ve done it once in a remote area as a kid I think

 

[The Grinch]

This dude wrote a whole essay about why he doesn’t like shitting in public toilets

 

[Corleone]

So I wish I could just shit in the bushes and no one would bat an eye

You're an aspirational Indian

 

[turkcelfatcel]

I always kinda need a shit on my lunch break at work, but I don’t like shitting in the public toilets in case someone comes in the cubicle next door, and half the time the sides of the toilet are covered in shit. I also don’t like the work toilet, cos there’s only one, and someone always seems to come in straight after me

So I wish I could just shit in the bushes and no one would bat an eye

You would love india

 

[Mike456]

I always kinda need a shit on my lunch break at work, but I don’t like shitting in the public toilets in case someone comes in the cubicle next door, and half the time the sides of the toilet are covered in shit. I also don’t like the work toilet, cos there’s only one, and someone always seems to come in straight after me

So I wish I could just shit in the bushes and no one would bat an eye

once I shit in a Turkish toilet I felt so primal but that was my rock bottom

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You're an aspirational Indian

If I were in India, my wish would be granted

 

[thomas_sh09]

I always kinda need a shit on my lunch break at work, but I don’t like shitting in the public toilets in case someone comes in the cubicle next door, and half the time the sides of the toilet are covered in shit. I also don’t like the work toilet, cos there’s only one, and someone always seems to come in straight after me

So I wish I could just shit in the bushes and no one would bat an eye

Wtf no

 

[romanstock]

I’ve done it once in a remote area as a kid I think

I did it recently in the middle of a walking track in the forest. Conveniently I had some toilet paper in my pocket to blow my nose. Only a turtle head came out and I broke it off with the paper. Subsequent walkers must have seen the paper and the turtle head and wondered why someone did a planned poo so deep along the track. But it wasn't planned. I just had the paper handy.

 

[Corleone]

If I were in India, my wish would be granted

 

[saugat]

so this is how you niggers farm rep

 

[optimisticzoomer]

so this is how you niggers farm rep

I’m being serious
I’m gonna kind of need a shit for the rest of the work day now

 

[saugat]

I’m being serious
I’m gonna kind of need a shit for the rest of the work day now

what

 

[kahi]

This dude wrote a whole essay about why he doesn’t like shitting in public toilets

More like a paragraph but yeah pretty weird just shit and get it over with

 

[Incelforeever]

Nature way

 

[SoundnVision]

Jfl it's true those shit splattered toilet walls are disgusting