I wish there was a female version of me

[oooomagahh]

I would caress her, tease her, make her gymmaxx with me. Although I think she would probably be one of those ED chicks and she would probably be on iso. And probably she would do stupid 5minute ab workouts lol. But like she would probably have low confidence like me, and we would bond and share stories about our experiences. I’m assuming she would also have a low libido like me and we would have sex like 1-2 a week. But like we mainly just tounge kiss and hold each others hand. And make like stupid looksmaksing tik tok vids lol. I would wanna read a visual novel with her, that would be so cute. I really miss my ex man, she hasn’t seen me post ascension. But she’s like blocked me every where and has said she doesn’t talk to me. So Im not gonna talk to her, I just hope I bump into her one day, idk what I would say tbf. But it would be fun.

 

[Clqs]

 

[IBlamePrettyWomen]

I really miss my ex man, she hasn’t seen me post ascension. But she’s like blocked me every where and has said she doesn’t talk to me. So Im not gonna talk to her, I just hope I bump into her one day, idk what I would say tbf. But it would be fun.

it really be like that, I'm not sure what i did for my ex to breakup w me cuz all i ever did was treat her right. she lowkey had me blocked on everything and i found out the other day i got unblocked. I've been around her a few times after the break up and all she did was lowkey disrespect me Infront of my and her friends. so I'm waiting on my ascension to do some baller shit

 

[oooomagahh]

I stand by my post, I don’t larp.

 

[Sacrimoon]

i just wish i was born a female. Im too much of a fucking twink weak cuck for this man shit.

 

[oooomagahh]

it really be like that, I'm not sure what i did for my ex to breakup w me cuz all i ever did was treat her right. she lowkey had me blocked on everything and i found out the other day i got unblocked. I've been around her a few times after the break up and all she did was lowkey disrespect me Infront of my and her friends. so I'm waiting on my ascension to do some baller shit

it really be like that, I'm not sure what i did for my ex to breakup w me cuz all i ever did was treat her right. she lowkey had me blocked on everything and i found out the other day i got unblocked. I've been around her a few times after the break up and all she did was lowkey disrespect me Infront of my and her friends. so I'm waiting on my ascension to do some baller shit

I haven’t seen my ex since I broke up with her, it’s been about a year and we live in the same city but only seen her like passing by. Eventually I’m bound to see her but I’m getting irritated on how long I’ve been waiting, I wanna do some baller shit but she’s a good person and doesn’t deserve that:3 also sorry to hear what you’ve gone through, your ascension is soon boyo.

 

[oooomagahh]

i just wish i was born a female. Im too much of a fucking twink weak cuck for this man shit.

181cm, okayyy buddyyyyy

 

[Sacrimoon]

it really be like that, I'm not sure what i did for my ex to breakup w me cuz all i ever did was treat her right. she lowkey had me blocked on everything and i found out the other day i got unblocked. I've been around her a few times after the break up and all she did was lowkey disrespect me Infront of my and her friends. so I'm waiting on my ascension to do some baller shit

ascend and fuck all of her friends

 

[Sacrimoon]

181cm, okayyy buddyyyyy

Nigga it ain’t even tall where i’m from

 

[newgen/cel]

I would caress her, tease her, make her gymmaxx with me. Although I think she would probably be one of those ED chicks and she would probably be on iso. And probably she would do stupid 5minute ab workouts lol. But like she would probably have low confidence like me, and we would bond and share stories about our experiences. I’m assuming she would also have a low libido like me and we would have sex like 1-2 a week. But like we mainly just tounge kiss and hold each others hand. And make like stupid looksmaksing tik tok vids lol. I would wanna read a visual novel with her, that would be so cute. I really miss my ex man, she hasn’t seen me post ascension. But she’s like blocked me every where and has said she doesn’t talk to me. So Im not gonna talk to her, I just hope I bump into her one day, idk what I would say tbf. But it would be fun.

I would rape her

 

[oooomagahh]

Nigga it ain’t even tall where i’m from

181 is tall anywhere g.

 

[oooomagahh]

I would rape her

No

 

[IBlamePrettyWomen]

I haven’t seen my ex since I broke up with her, it’s been about a year and we live in the same city but only seen her like passing by. Eventually I’m bound to see her but I’m getting irritated on how long I’ve been waiting, I wanna do some baller shit but she’s a good person and doesn’t deserve that:3 also sorry to hear what you’ve gone through, your ascension is soon boyo.

by baller shi i don't mean on like fucking her dog (she dont even have a dog but yea) i wanna do some dumb shi me and my friends would find funny. every Saturday her and her friends go to this one place at like 9 PM that a bunch of people are always at, me and my friends were planning i go in with a walking stick and a fake cast on my right leg and walk past her, one of my friends would kick the walking stick and cause me to fall (this would cause a big scene but me and my friends love doing fuckshit like that) while my 6'3 self is on the floor pretending to be in pain Infront of her, i wanna start yelling "i wish there was 5'3 baddie that would come help" or something stupid like that. there's nothing i look more forward to then the day i ascend and do that. ill make sure to get a video of when i do it and post it on here. also thank you, after a few months of being in the most depressive state I've been in for a long ass time i found more ways to cope that aren't substances and im starting to get back on my feet.

 

[oooomagahh]

by baller shi i don't mean on like fucking her dog (she dont even have a dog but yea) i wanna do some dumb shi me and my friends would find funny. every Saturday her and her friends go to this one place at like 9 PM that a bunch of people are always at, me and my friends were planning i go in with a walking stick and a fake cast on my right leg and walk past her, one of my friends would kick the walking stick and cause me to fall (this would cause a big scene but me and my friends love doing fuckshit like that) while my 6'3 self is on the floor pretending to be in pain Infront of her, i wanna start yelling "i wish there was 5'3 baddie that would come help" or something stupid like that. there's nothing i look more forward to then the day i ascend and do that. ill make sure to get a video of when i do it and post it on here. also thank you, after a few months of being in the most depressive state I've been in for a long ass time i found more ways to cope that aren't substances and im starting to get back on my feet.

Pretty funny lol, also you’re lucky to know her schedule so you can at least set something up. I only know what school she goes to and work. And I don’t wanna harass her lol, but you got this man. Remember, roids are law;3

 

[IBlamePrettyWomen]

Pretty funny lol, also you’re lucky to know her schedule so you can at least set something up. I only know what school she goes to and work. And I don’t wanna harass her lol, but you got this man. Remember, roids are law;3

we both fuck with the gym heavily but don't really go to the same one, all my boys go to the same one as her and they tell me when she's there usually (i also kinda have an idea when she's there) right now im on sarms but thats only cause its impossible to find a decent test source here. ive been talking with one of my friends overseas and he told me i should take the risk and get some greymarket shit shipped here (he's also hooking me up when i come back for the summers) i remember whenever i would attempt a PR i use to go to her gym and attempt it just so she would notice. i plan on attempting 225 at her gym, but in a very loud sense (she hates those people who are really loud and grunt and shi in the gym) lmao i remember trying so hard to convince her to go from high volume low intensity to low volume high intensity. good times

 

[McSkziofren]

Gymsex

 

[Societal Reject]

Nasty faggot

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

I would caress her, tease her, make her gymmaxx with me. Although I think she would probably be one of those ED chicks and she would probably be on iso. And probably she would do stupid 5minute ab workouts lol. But like she would probably have low confidence like me, and we would bond and share stories about our experiences. I’m assuming she would also have a low libido like me and we would have sex like 1-2 a week. But like we mainly just tounge kiss and hold each others hand. And make like stupid looksmaksing tik tok vids lol. I would wanna read a visual novel with her, that would be so cute. I really miss my ex man, she hasn’t seen me post ascension. But she’s like blocked me every where and has said she doesn’t talk to me. So Im not gonna talk to her, I just hope I bump into her one day, idk what I would say tbf. But it would be fun.

no you wouldnt she would leave you and go for chad you pathethic cuck incel shed beg for my dick while you fantasize this

 

[oooomagahh]

no you wouldnt she would leave you and go for chad you pathethic cuck incel shed beg for my dick while you fantasize this

Probably

 

[Maladie du siècle]

give yourself a bj already

 

[oooomagahh]

give yourself a bj already

I wish

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

 

[Whatever]

On the apps I match with some girls with my pheno which is not a common one at all. I matched with one girl who looks almost exactly like me except without any facial flaws. Same coloring, facial ratios, body type, everything. It’s more of a curiosity than I really want to fuck or be with them but I wonder what she thought when she saw me.

 

[oooomagahh]

On the apps I match with some girls with my pheno which is not a common one at all. I matched with one girl who looks almost exactly like me except without any facial flaws. Same coloring, facial ratios, body type, everything. It’s more of a curiosity than I really want to fuck or be with them but I wonder what she thought when she saw me.

Tbf all women on dating apps are hypergamous, so not worth your time or enthusiasm friend.

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Sry man.
Brutal fucking read
Sounds awsome tho ig

 

[oooomagahh]

Sry man.
Brutal fucking read
Sounds awsome tho ig

Lowkey a shitpost when I was feeling really romantic, but I still stand by it lol

 

[ascendtocl122]

i agree and relate about the ex thing somewhat and wish you the best truly. It sucks to be lonely

 

[Foreverbrad]

Successful LTR is not possible as a non-rich guy in 2026. Even if you are Chad you will get cheated on eventually unless you’re providing a lifestyle she doesn’t want to give up. Men are nothing to these creatures.

 

[oooomagahh]

Successful LTR is not possible as a non-rich guy in 2026. Even if you are Chad you will get cheated on eventually unless you’re providing a lifestyle she doesn’t want to give up. Men are nothing to these creatures.

If you’re talking to whores sure, but finding someone who’s a virgin or religious half the time garantees you a decent relationship(from what I’ve seen and experienced)

 

[NoExit]

my female version is some nichemaxxed ltb that gets HTN at the snap of her fingers lol