I wish vampires were real

[Deleted member 9699]

I would love to suck the blood out of some whore's tiddies and turn her into an immortal sex slave

 

[Deleted member 12303]

Also u can dark traid maxx

 

[Deleted member 9699]

Also u can dark traid maxx

Over if you don't suck the blood out of a girl you're sexually interested in and make her faint so you can fuck her body while she's unconscious

 

[Deleted member 12303]

Over if you don't suck the blood out of a girl you're sexually interested in and make her faint so you can fuck her body while she's unconscious

Also more blood = stronger erection

 

[Deleted member 9699]

Also more blood = stronger erection

Based
Plus you're always lean because your diet is literally just bodyfat, so you look like a %8 bodyfat hunk year-round

 

[Deleted member 12303]

Based
Plus you're always lean because your diet is literally just bodyfat, so you look like a %8 bodyfat hunk year-round

Also you are youngmaxxed and can slay for thousands of years

 

[Deleted member 10987]

The only based vampires are from the witcher and Dracula Untold

All other are faggots

 

[Deleted member 9699]

Also you are youngmaxxed and can slay for thousands of years

For real
You also have super speed, so if you fuck a foid and her husband walks in, you can literally just zoom out of there and you'd be gone in a blink. Better yet, if he tries to attack you, you'd literally just be immortal and he'd be shooting at you without hurting you whatsoever, making him scared shitless.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I would love to suck the blood out of some whore's tiddies and turn her into an immortal sex slave

can i vamprie max tbh

 

[Deleted member 9699]

The only based vampires are from the witcher and Dracula Untold
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All other are faggots

They're ugly
Twilight mogs
And literally every other early 2000's vampires teen show.

 

[Deleted member 10987]

They are like strong wrathful demi gods demons than like pale skinny faggots

 

[Deleted member 12303]

can i vamprie max tbh

you can do the closest thing cultmax

 

[Deleted member 11748]

I would love to suck the blood out of some whore's tiddies and turn her into an immortal sex slave

 

[Deleted member 9699]

They are like strong wrathful demi gods demons than like pale skinny faggots

0 sex appeal to JBs, unlike the faggy vampires you see on TV who slay so much human pussy

 

[Deleted member 10987]

0 sex appeal to JBs, unlike the faggy vampires you see on TV who slay so much human pussy

He is 200 Cm tall + chad face

 

[Deleted member 10987]

They're ugly
Twilight mogs
And literally every other early 2000's vampires teen show.

Keep barking for detlaff (Guy on right)
He mogs

 

[Deleted member 9699]

Keep barking for detlaff (Guy on right)
He mogs
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Yeah but the guy on the left jerks off to sleep tbh
He was a huge incel in the Witcher, such a cuck stalking Geralt instead of slaying prime JBs

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Yeah but the guy on the left jerks off to sleep tbh
He was a huge incel in the Witcher, such a cuck stalking Geralt instead of slaying prime JBs

Guy on left is the literall devil
I dont think he cares pussy

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

The sheer fact that ur immortal is all the reason I need to be a vampire

 

[Deleted member 10987]

The sheer fact that ur immortal is all the reason I need to be a vampire

What if you get killed ?

 

[Deleted member 9699]

What if you get killed ?

You'd be retarded if you get killed as a vampire ngl
You have super speed AND super reflexes, you can essentially deflect any type of attack.

If you get shot somehow, you have godly regeneration speed so you would be back to normal in like 5 seconds

 

[Deleted member 10987]

You'd be retarded if you get killed as a vampire ngl
You have super speed AND super reflexes, you can essentially deflect any type of attack.

If you get shot somehow, you have godly regeneration speed so you would be back to normal in like 5 seconds

What if they hire someone specialised ?

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

What if they hire someone specialised ?
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possibly dying as a vampire from an attack is the lovely thrill of the experience

 

[Deleted member 9699]

What if they hire someone specialised ?
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probably run away tbh, not even geralt can kill a vampire if that vampire REALLY decides to make a run for it jfl

a vampire can run at the speed of light, geralt can't catch up

 

[Deleted member 9380]

tea will drink @thehealingfields blood

 

[Deleted member 10987]

probably run away tbh, not even geralt can kill a vampire if that vampire REALLY decides to make a run for it jfl

a vampire can run at the speed of light, geralt can't catch up

No
Geralt and skilled witchers can defeat/kill Higher Vampires
And they kill easily inferior vampires

Geralt and witchers had mutations to catch up with vampires speed
He can move fast as blur i remind you

Geralt defeated/killed detlaff (Higher Vampire) ln Blood and Wine and Higher Vampires are one of the most Op vampires (even considering other universes )

You confusing with those old fucks (Unseen elders) that are impossible to defeat/kill

 

[Deleted member 9699]

No
Geralt and skilled witchers can defeat/kill Higher Vampires
And they kill easily inferior vampires

Geralt and witchers had mutations to catch up with vampires speed
He can move fast as blur i remind you

Geralt defeated/killed detlaff (Higher Vampire) ln Blood and Wine and Higher Vampires are one of the most Op vampires (even considering other universes )

You confusing with those old fucks (Unseen elders) that are impossible to defeat/kill
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Brutal Witcherpill ngl
If I ever become a Vampire I won't fuck with witchers

 

[Deleted member 10987]

probably run away tbh, not even geralt can kill a vampire if that vampire REALLY decides to make a run for it jfl

a vampire can run at the speed of light, geralt can't catch up

Higher vampires can be defeated/killed by Skilled Witchers

The Only real OP ones are Unseens elders

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Brutal Witcherpill ngl
If I ever become a Vampire I won't fuck with witchers

You could fuck up young witchers tho but not skilled experimented ones


And if you were unseen elder
You could do anything you want

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Power ranking
I would put

1.Gaunter O'Dimm
2.Unseen Elders
3.Skilled Witchers
4.Higher Vampires
5.Mages

After i dont know

 

[Deleted member 11705]

Just want to be raped by a yandere vampire mommy day and night.

 

[datboijj]

The only based vampires are from the witcher and Dracula Untold
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All other are faggots

Ironically vampire bats look pretty decent to Fruit eating noctournal bats

vs Fruit bats

Fruit bats are actually the biggest bats and most bats eat fruit

 

[Deleted member 10536]

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