I would want to be a gay Chad

[Lookologist003]

If a genie were to appear in front of me and ask that I make three wishes, mine would be
1. To become Chad
2. To become rich, so I didn't have to work
But most strangly that I admit to myself is that I would wish to become gay. This is because gay men are lucky in that they don't have to deal with women. They also have more sex and don't spend frivolously like how women do.

Life as a gay Chad would rock. You would be tall and respected by men, you wouldn't have to be in a relationship with modern women, women would be kind and jovial to you because you are Chad and women are attracted to you. You would have high human capital without the neurotic and flawed female nuerotypes. Being a man, you could have the wit and IQ to contribute to a field of science or become a distinguished artist. It's 2025, so society is OK with homosexuality, you might even be venerated by the zeitgeist of the age.

My life would be so much simpler if I were attracted to men. Fuck this sexual orientation and sex drive. Being a heterosexual sub5 is painful.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Dnr come out faggot, I know that closet is suffocating

 

[StacySexuaI]

Let's hope it's just a phase...

 

[Lookologist003]

If I removed myself from the equation, my points would stand.

Gay men are cool. They don't have to deal with women. How can anybody blackpilled deny this fact?

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

lul men are shit to be around bro non-narcy women are way more pleasant to be around

men on average are way more narcisistic as well the diff is that society doesnt cater to male narcisism as they do to female narcisism unless guy is top 1% smv/achievements

 

[Pendejo]

Omg you are completely right OP, it's such a shame you are NOT gay whatsoever and instead feel attracted to women, WE all agree with you and validate your feelings , why be a straight chad when you could be a GAY chad, am I right? Yeah having hot women that worship you delivered to your doorsteep like pizza sounds nice but it doesn't sound as enticing as... having sex with men!!
I understand how you might feel frustrated after pondering hypothetical homosexual scenarios (something EVERY straight male does) and coming to the realization you will never experience that since you are not gay AT ALL.

 

[Gonthar]

If a genie were to appear in front of me and ask that I make three wishes, mine would be
1. To become Chad
2. To become rich, so I didn't have to work
But most strangly that I admit to myself is that I would wish to become gay. This is because gay men are lucky in that they don't have to deal with women. They also have more sex and don't spend frivolously like how women do.

Wouldn't be simpler to just ask to be loved and respected by everyone and to be obeyed whatever you ask for them? It's just one wish - you wouldn't even have to be a Chad and you will still be loved, wanted, get the Chad treatment, you could also then ask people for money or whatever else you want and they will give it you, etc....

 

[Lookologist003]

Wouldn't be simpler to just ask to be loved and respected by everyone and to be obeyed whatever you ask for them? It's just one wish - you wouldn't even have to be a Chad and you will still be loved, wanted, get the Chad treatment, you could also then ask people for money or whatever else you want and they will give it you, etc....

I realise that the first thing I should wish for is a higher IQ so I could have wished for that.

 

[Sonneillon]

If a genie were to appear in front of me and ask that I make three wishes, mine would be
1. To become Chad
2. To become rich, so I didn't have to work
But most strangly that I admit to myself is that I would wish to become gay. This is because gay men are lucky in that they don't have to deal with women. They also have more sex and don't spend frivolously like how women do.

Life as a gay Chad would rock. You would be tall and respected by men, you wouldn't have to be in a relationship with modern women, women would be kind and jovial to you because you are Chad and women are attracted to you. You would have high human capital without the neurotic and flawed female nuerotypes. Being a man, you could have the wit and IQ to contribute to a field of science or become a distinguished artist. It's 2025, so society is OK with homosexuality, you might even be venerated by the zeitgeist of the age.

My life would be so much simpler if I were attracted to men. Fuck this sexual orientation and sex drive. Being a heterosexual sub5 is painful.

okay chad
(i hope you see at what im hinting at, please fuck)

 

[whitesubhuman]

okay chad
(i hope you see at what im hinting at, please fuck)

dude ive seen you begging for cock under every post i see from you

and you reacted angry to a "I HATE BISEXUALS" thread

bub
are you open about your sexuality?


im pretty sure its allowed to be a fag on the forum just not talk about it

 

[Trisomy 21]

another faggot to add to my ignore list

 

[cute]

bub

 

[chrishell]

 

[Sonneillon]

another faggot to add to my ignore list

 

[jeremyy]

If a genie were to appear in front of me and ask that I make three wishes, mine would be
1. To become Chad
2. To become rich, so I didn't have to work
But most strangly that I admit to myself is that I would wish to become gay. This is because gay men are lucky in that they don't have to deal with women. They also have more sex and don't spend frivolously like how women do.

Life as a gay Chad would rock. You would be tall and respected by men, you wouldn't have to be in a relationship with modern women, women would be kind and jovial to you because you are Chad and women are attracted to you. You would have high human capital without the neurotic and flawed female nuerotypes. Being a man, you could have the wit and IQ to contribute to a field of science or become a distinguished artist. It's 2025, so society is OK with homosexuality, you might even be venerated by the zeitgeist of the age.

My life would be so much simpler if I were attracted to men. Fuck this sexual orientation and sex drive. Being a heterosexual sub5 is painful.

Wtf

 

[Orc]

true, dealing with women is basically a curse.

 

[camondo88]

dude being gay literally sucks.

1) all the relationships are open so you never stop dating. even when in a relationship, they both spend their time on grindr looking for additional relationship.
2) small community so you're guaranteed to bang friends/exs/people you know. but also so small that the chances of someone liking you back are min. if you're walking down the street and see a hot guy 90% chance he's straight. you have to live that heartbreak repeatedly. straight guys see a girl and 80% she wants a boyfriend anyway.
3) higher risk of std transmission. not to mention the kidney damage from prep.
4) weird fetishes and kinks most of them have. having normal, vanilla sex is impossible.
5) shit aesthetics: for every high fashion gay there are 20 in a jock strap huffing poppers and streaming lizzo.
6) have to find surrogate for kids. very very expensive to start a family and like awkward questions of what you do with your surrogate after. do you introduce her to the kids? how present should she be etc. etc.

i'll swap my gay if you give me your straight

 

[jeremyy]

If a genie were to appear in front of me and ask that I make three wishes, mine would be
1. To become Chad
2. To become rich, so I didn't have to work
But most strangly that I admit to myself is that I would wish to become gay. This is because gay men are lucky in that they don't have to deal with women. They also have more sex and don't spend frivolously like how women do.

Life as a gay Chad would rock. You would be tall and respected by men, you wouldn't have to be in a relationship with modern women, women would be kind and jovial to you because you are Chad and women are attracted to you. You would have high human capital without the neurotic and flawed female nuerotypes. Being a man, you could have the wit and IQ to contribute to a field of science or become a distinguished artist. It's 2025, so society is OK with homosexuality, you might even be venerated by the zeitgeist of the age.

My life would be so much simpler if I were attracted to men. Fuck this sexual orientation and sex drive. Being a heterosexual sub5 is painful.

JFL

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

I kinda have a crush on gay chad tbh

 

[Suns9999]

This is such a crazy coming out story lmao if you just wanted to see our reaction before you tell your parents then i give you the greenlight Mr. Gay Chad