Carlito
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So the other day my gf persuaded me to watch The Vampire Diaries. I didn't really want to watch, cuz I've seen it, but I know girls really like that vampire shit, so I gave in for a rewatch. We watched like 4 eps and after that, she was talking about Damon (Ian Somerhalder) from the show the whole evening. She was saying how hot he is and that she would love to make out with him. Bitch what?! So that put me on high alert mode.
Anyway, the next day I came to her place and she was already watching the show without me. I joined her on the couch, and after a few mins she got some notification on her phone, which was in front of my eyes on the coffee table. Guess fucking what? She had Ian Somerhalder's picture on her lockscreen instead of us two. I almost crashed out and tried to find out why she replaced us with him. She tried to be defensive and kept asking why I care, and that he is the fictional character. Bitch, the character is played by the real actor, a real person. I got pissed and left.
Today, she said she wants to meet and say sorry, and that she actually has a nice surprise for me. So I went and met her, and she said sorry. She also didn't forget the surprise - she showed me her lockscreen. Upon seeing it, I froze, and my whole body turned to stone. There she was with me and with my head replaced with fucking Ian Somerhalder's. She literally cut out his head and put it on my face. Then she proceeded to tell me that she know's how important that photo is to me, but I should respect what's important to her, so she came to a compromise and that now it's 3 of us in the photo, so "all's good". I said, "What the fuck?" and she responded with "What?? It's a cute pic and you look even more handsome in it now". Well, no shit! It's motherfucking Ian Somerhalder, of course, I look more handsome with his face pasted on top of mine. It was brutal guys.. Never watch TVD with your girl, unless you mog the lead actor..
Anyway, the next day I came to her place and she was already watching the show without me. I joined her on the couch, and after a few mins she got some notification on her phone, which was in front of my eyes on the coffee table. Guess fucking what? She had Ian Somerhalder's picture on her lockscreen instead of us two. I almost crashed out and tried to find out why she replaced us with him. She tried to be defensive and kept asking why I care, and that he is the fictional character. Bitch, the character is played by the real actor, a real person. I got pissed and left.
Today, she said she wants to meet and say sorry, and that she actually has a nice surprise for me. So I went and met her, and she said sorry. She also didn't forget the surprise - she showed me her lockscreen. Upon seeing it, I froze, and my whole body turned to stone. There she was with me and with my head replaced with fucking Ian Somerhalder's. She literally cut out his head and put it on my face. Then she proceeded to tell me that she know's how important that photo is to me, but I should respect what's important to her, so she came to a compromise and that now it's 3 of us in the photo, so "all's good". I said, "What the fuck?" and she responded with "What?? It's a cute pic and you look even more handsome in it now". Well, no shit! It's motherfucking Ian Somerhalder, of course, I look more handsome with his face pasted on top of mine. It was brutal guys.. Never watch TVD with your girl, unless you mog the lead actor..
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