Iconic Rape Checklist (Biting Beaver)

[vratisevojvodo]

Some things to remember...
1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.
5. If she's alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you're a rapist.
6. If she's sleeping and you have sex with her you're a rapist.
7. If she's unconscious and you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
8. If she's taking sleeping pills and doesn’t wake up when you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.
9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say 'Yes' then you're a rapist.
10. If you drug her then you're a rapist.
11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you're a rapist.
12. If you don't bother to ask her permission and she says neither 'Yes' or 'No' then you could be a rapist.
13. You are a rapist if you 'nag' her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual 'yes' from a weary victim doesn't mean it's not rape. You are a rapist.
14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her "No" by talking her into it. She's not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' her. You're still a rapist.
15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn't otherwise want it. If you say, "If you loved me you’d do X" then you're a rapist. If you say, "All the other kids are doing it!" then you're a rapist.
16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you're threatening her then you're a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to 'talk' her into sex then you're a rapist.
17. You are a rapist if you don't immediately get your hands off of her when she says 'no'. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually 'gives in' to this tactic.
18. You are a rapist if you won't let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
19. If you're necking with her and you're naked and you've already gone down on her and she says 'No' to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you're a rapist.
20. If you're engaged in intercourse and she says 'No' at ANY point and you don't immediately stop then you're a rapist.
21. If she said "Yes" to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you're a rapist.
22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn't WANT sex and you continue then you're a rapist.
23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don't immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you're a rapist.
24. If you don't hit her and she says 'No' you're still a rapist.
25. If you don't have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says 'No' then you're still a rapist.
26. If you're a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.
27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn't want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you're a rapist.
28. If you're her husband you can still be a rapist.
29. If it's your wedding night and she doesn't WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you're a rapist.
30. If she's had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn't want to on the 101st time then you're a rapist.
31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.
32. Women do not owe you sex.
33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.
34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.
35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn't mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.
37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.
38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.
39. If she 'turns you on' you're not entitled to sex.
40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn't want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you're a rapist (and she is a whore).
41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she's wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
43. If she's a stripper and she says "No" then you're a rapist. Likewise, if she's a stripper and she's been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you're as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape.
46. If you don't believe a woman when she says she was raped then you're encouraging rape.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.
48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
49. If you ‘only’ raped one woman, you’re STILL a rapist.
50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won't know it.
51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn't trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don't wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.

 

[eiegta]

she's a prostitute and she says "No"

Why would a prostitute ever say no

 

[vratisevojvodo]

If you bump into a woman and don't say "excuse me" you're a rapist.
If you think of a girl naked and she doesn't know you're still a rapist.
If you park in a parking lot a little too much to the right so it'll be really hard for someone who parks normally to get out of their car you're a rapist.
If you masturbate and your semen hits the floor and a woman walks on your carpet in the next fifty years you're a rapist.
Toilet seat up? You're a rapist.
Stay away from me, you rapist...
If you ever end up getting into a convoluted bet with a rich Arabian man whereby you must wrestle a bear to the ground in order to secure your freedom from his underground death-games tournament and you manage to survive and escape and return to bring the man to justice and his wife falls in love with your bear-wrestling bravado then you're a rapist.
If you pick a fire-type Pokemon on your first play through of any Pokemon game you're a rapist.
If you cannot rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time you're a rapist.
If you congratulate your sister on graduating college with honors by giving her a hug you're a rapist.
If you're left-handed, you're a rapist.
If you're having sex with the woman and she turns out to be a man you're a rapist.
Paddling the school canoe? You're a rapist.
If a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man, and they both decide to have a child together you're a rapist.
If you listen to Grunge you're, not a rapist, surprisingly.
If you noticed there were two #64 you're a rapist.
If you laughed when Will Smith punched the alien in Independence Day you're a rapist.
You get in one little fight and your momma got scared you're moving in with a rapist.
If you get raped but you're not a woman, you're a rapist.
If you're a Jew you're a rapist. (Isn't this obvious?)
If you scrolled to this number because you associate "69" with a sexual position, then you are a rapist. (If you read 169, then came here, you're probably looking to rape anyone else that comes here, you sick fuck.)
Teabagging isn't funny. AT ALL. If you think it's funny you're a rapist.
If you have a penis, you're a rapist.
If you are a transgendered men, you're a retard. Go fuck yourself, die in hell.
If Rule 71b applied to you and you did it, you are a rapist.
If it's Tuesday, you're a rapist. Doesn't matter who the fuck you are (Unless you are a wymmyns).
If you're black you are a potential rapist, potentially armed, potentially on drugs, and should be beaten.
If you display any male traits whatsoever, you're a rapist.
If you discover that she's been taking Tylenol, you're a rapist.
If you've ever asked a buddy of yours for money to buy a soda, you're a rapist.
Tom Brokaw? Rapist.
If you play D&D, Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The apocalypse, Swords & Sorcery, Call of Cthulhu, or any other roleplayinggame you are a rapist. What's with WoW? Instant rapist.
If you have ever masturbated, then you've taken advantage of yourself and you're a rapist.
If you are reading this, you are a rapist.

1. If you lol'd at #81, you are a rapist.
2. If you wish you could rape someone, you're a rapist.
3. If you thought about #83, you're a rapist.
4. If you're STILL fucking reading this, you're a rapist.
5. If you wrote one of these, you're a rapist.
6. If you wrote #82-87 and are about to write #88, you are a rapist.
7. I guess that makes me a rapist. Oh, and you too.
8. Fucking rapist. Heil Hitler.
9. If you don't forward chain letters in a prompt manner, you're kind of raping the whole concept, rapist.
10. If you look a girl anywhere but the area just below her forehead and just above her nose, you're a rapist.
11. The people who say they don't lie, they lie. The people who say they don't steal, they steal. The people who say they don't cheat, they cheat. The people who say they don't rape...you get the picture. If not, then you're a rapist, too.
12. If you've ever used a meme, you're a rapist.
13. If you've ever said something that could possibly be construed as insensitive, you're just not that nice. And perhaps a rapist, silly.

 

[vratisevojvodo]

Why would a prostitute ever say no

bro that's same what i asking myself still after reading

 

[vratisevojvodo]

If you don't use Ys in the word wymmyns, you are encouraging rape.
If you thought any of the words in #113 were misspelled, you are a rapist.
If YOU are the drunk one and she has sex with you, you are a rapist.
If you've got more furniture on your lawn than in your house, you might be a rapist.
If you pay a woman to have sex, but don't tip, you are a rapist.
If you have sex with a woman against her will while using a gun in a back alley, and she climaxes, you are NOT a rapist, although you might be in Japan.
If you saw Black Snake Moan, you are encouraging rape.
If the scanner Scouter (dumbass) says his power level is over 9000, you are a-WHAT NINE-THOUSAND!?
If you think there is a spoon, then you are a rapist.
If you recognized number 121 as a "The Matrix" joke, then I'm a rapist. (Yes, you are)
If you try to point out that this is an article aimed at you, then not only are you a rapist, you're also an attention whore.
If you think Eris is hot, you are a rapist.
If you actually plan on raping Eris, you're a rapist and a sick fuck.
If you think rape is merely surprise sex, you are a rapist.
If your name is Plainsight, you are a rapist.
If you were born in the arctic from the womb of a polar bear made of the seed of no human, have never seen the face of another human being nor believe that you yourself are a human being, then you are a rapist.
If you decide to get off your ass and go to the store to buy a pack of lights, and then pay the female clerk an amount which is not exactly equal to the price of the cigs + tax WHILE also looking her in the eyes, you are definitely a rapis

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

also communist feminists here say that buying a prostitute is paid rape, she doesnt have to say no

 

[vratisevojvodo]

also communist feminists here say that buying a prostitute is paid rape, she doesnt have to say no

 

[New Poster]

if sub-5 ofc

 

[noobs]

If you're left-handed, you're a rapist.

over for left-handedcels

 

[vratisevojvodo]

1. Men in bars are rapists, men on WoW wish they could become rapists.
2. If you have to ask what the hell WoW is, you're a rapist... but you probably have a life.
3. Prime numbers are a rapist's playthings. Conversely, mathematicians are rarely rapists, they're usually doing math or playing WoW.
4. If you accidentally the whole bottle, you are a rapist.
5. If you've made it this far in the list and still don't believe you're a rapist, HABEEB IT!
6. If you looked at this and thought "tl,dr", you're a rapist.
7. If you sit down and your feet can touch the ground, you're a rapist.
8. If the price is right, you and Drew Carey are both rapists.
9. If you ever tried to stick your face in Minnie Mouse's vagina, you are indeed a rapist.
10. If your name is Patrick, you are a Pete rapist.
11. If you kissed a girl and you liked it, your a rapist.
12. If you confuse "you're" and "your" like in number 519 above, you are a demented Winnie the Pooh rapist and Eeyore hates you in a sense.
13. If you kissed a boy and you liked it, you are a rapist.
14. If you kissed a hermaphrodite and you liked it, you are a rapist. But it's okay.
15. If you've ever said 'Cuh' instead of cuz, or even if you said cuz, you're a rapist.
16. If it felt so wrong and felt so right at the same time, you're a rapist of small proportions.
17. If you ever got a faceful of your cat's junk, you were subtly raised by bestiality. Oh, and also a cat rapist.
18. If you look like Dorotea, and think Patrick Stump wears the dress, you are a fucking fucker rapist.
19. If you want to live in the 1940's just so you could run outside shirtless, you are a creepy rapist.
20. If you are a creeper, you are a rapist.
21. If you have figured out that LOL actually promotes dual-penisism, you are an awesome person, but sadly, still a rapist.
22. If you like licking pee off the floor, you are a rapist. It doesn't matter what color it is or how you say it because you are still a rapist.
23. If you have burned a viagra fire, you are a rapist... somehow...
24. Mickey Mouse is NOT a rapist because he can hear the special broom music.
25. If you stole the '!' from Panic at the Disco, you're a rapist.
26. If you like Anontalk you're a rapist and a pedophile.
27. If you are Mr. Brightside, you might be a rapist.
28. If you performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on an unconscious woman and save her life, you're a rapist.
29. If you've ever had a wet dream, you're a rapist.
30. Can't stand watching Oprah? You're a rapist.
31. Shit, if you're still reading this all the way down here, you're definitely a rapist.
32. If you voted for a male presidential candidate, you're a rapist.
33. If you are sexually attracted to woman, you're a rapist.
34. If you own any type of animal, you are a rapist. And a furfag, too.
35. If for some reason you still haven't qualified as a rapist, you're a rapist.
36. If you haven't noticed that there are three fucking "551"s and have even contributed to adding the redundant extra "551"s, you are a fuckhead and a rapist.
37. If you read this, you're a rapist.
38. If you are W. T. Snacks you are immune to all rapists.
39. If you've even been banned from /b/ you are a rapist.
40. If you can't believe it's not butter, you are a rapist.
41. If you have red hair and made the last 8 entries, then you are a rapist who needs to brush their teeth.
42. If you have ever even thought about Lucky Star, you are a rapist.
43. If you watched Lucky Star for that "silly little thing at the end", then you are a rapist.
44. If you have ever misheard someone when they are speaking to you, you are a near-deaf rapist.
45. If you replace the crash dummy in a crash test with yourself, and when the car crashes you fly forward at 800mph and land right on top of someone, then you are raping them through their clothes. You sick rapist.
46. If you do the above stunt, only naked, then you are awesome. Sadly, you are still a rapist.
47. If you read all the way to the bottom of this list to make certain that you won't repeat an entry when you add yours, you're a rapist.
48. If you committed suicide because you lost your iPod, you are an rapist to us all.
49. I don't believe you are a rapist. Enjoy your hand.
50. If you've killed Kerafyrm the Sleeper in EverQuest, boy, you're a rapist.
51. If you were upset that he didn't drop anything, then you're a rapist for expecting something.
52. If you have ever fed ducks bread crumbs, you are indeed a rapist.
53. What's that, Lassie? The reader's a rapist?
54. If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, you're a rapist.
55. If you're no stranger to love, and if you know the rules and so do I, you're a rapist.
56. If you Shoop Da Whoop, you are a rapist.
57. If you are a cock tease, you are not a rapist, you're asking for it though
58. If you are the cock sucker who typed in 600 before I got a chance, you are a rapist.
59. If you have sex with an animal... You are a sick fuck and a rapist.
60. If you Combo Break this article, you are a rapist. And a fag.
61. If you think WHEN I WAS is a good meme, you should be shot. Oh, and guess what? You are a rapist.
62. If the sugar is going down swinging, you are a rapist.
63. If your name is Zoe, you are a rapist. Who the fuck is named Zoe anyways?
64. If you know every single Fueled By Ramen band ever, you are both an emo/scene fag and a rapist.
65. If I'm not the only one who noticed the millions of faggy bands on this list, you're a rapist.
66. If you have ever used a Greek letter as an online name, you are a rapist.
67. If you pet cats, you are a rapist.
68. If you masturbate to hentai, you are a rapist.
69. If you wrote 615, you are a rapist.
70. If your name is David J Bell, then you're a rapist.
71. If you believe in the magic in a young girls heart.... then you are a rapist.
72. If you are sick of the 1 blocking your 69, then you are a rapist.
73. If you do not like the Gorillaz, you are a rapist.
74. If you think that asking someone out as a joke while being in a relationship is betrayal, you are a rapist. And and idiot.
75. If you read this far in the list, you are a rapist.
76. If you have ever laughed at a rape-related joke, you are a rapist.
77. If you have ever visited 12chan, you are not only a rapist but will also get V&.
78. If you are a furfag, you are also a rapist, not just of people, but of animals.
79. If you are a basement-dweller, you are probably still a rapist, if you ever go outside.
80. If you play The Godfather 2 on XBOX 360, you are a rapist.
81. If you have ever fapped to Smurfette, you are a rapist.
82. If you believe in hell, then you are going there, because you are a rapist.
83. If you skipped all the way to #666 just to mention hell, you are a rapist fag.
84. If you read every single line on this checklist to come up with something new and original, you are a rapist.
85. If you want to rape Stephanie, you are a pirate.
86. If you are a male you are a RAPIST !!!
87. The day the music died is when you became a rapist.
88. If you hallucinate from Mario's magic mushrooms frequently, then you are a rapist.
89. If the levy was dry, you are a rapist.
90. If you are a member of the Air Training Corps... you are THE rapist.
91. If you openly admit to masturbating, you are a rapist.
92. If your name is Steve Williams, you are a pathetic waste of life, therefore too stupid and/or weak to rape.
93. If you are a chav or any variation thereof, you are a rapist.
94. If you support BNP you fail. And are a rapist.
95. If your name is Imogen Hargreaves, you are the biggest fucking rapist that ever lived.
96. If you spam people on the phone with music, you are a rapist.
97. If you are in a relationship, guess what? You're a rapist!
98. If you spend a majority of your time on the computer, you are a rapist.
99. If you know way too much about Brittany Ferries, but don't actually work for them or have anything to do with them, you are a sad, sad rapist.
100. If you respond rudely every time someone looks in your general direction, you are a rapist.
101. If your name is Carl Tomlinson, you're gonna get raped.
102. If you signed up just to contribute to this list, you are a rapist.
103. If you stole the opportunity to write 700, you are a rapist.
104. If you've ever given a handjob or blowjob and openly admit to it, you are a rapist. And a whore.
105. If you never shut the fuck up, you are a rapist.
106. If you think about rape, you are a rapist.
107. If you've ever raped someone, you're a rapist.
108. If you rape women, you're a rapist.
109. If you rape a woman and then unrape her, you're not a rapist anymore.
110. If you believed 706, you're a rapist.
111. If your little sister turns you on, you're perfectly normal.

 

[vratisevojvodo]

If you are a Jew, you're a (greedy) rapist.

If you aren't a Jew, you're a rapist.

If you stick it in their pooper, you're a rapist.

If there is centipedes in your vagina, your a rapist. See rule 135

If you skipped to the 9000's, you are a rapist.

If you resumed numbering as if entries 9001 and 9002 did not exist, you are a rapist.

If you say 'there is centipedes in your vagina' instead of 'there are centipedes in your vagina', you are a rapist.

If you have fapped, you will become a rapist.

If you a pro PETA you are a rapist.

If you own a pet, you are an animal rapist.

If you have ever touched a human body, you are a rapist.

If you watch porn, you will be a rapist.

If you fake an orgasm, you are being raped.

If you have ever said LOL on msn, you are a rapist.

If you have ever asked the Zen question "what is the sound of one rapist fapping?" you are a grasshopper, and a rapist.

If someone has asked you if you masturbate, and you said "no," you're a liar. And a rapist.

If someone has asked you if you masturbate, and you said "yes," you are more honest than me. And still a rapist.

 

[alurmo]

Some things to remember...
1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.
5. If she's alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you're a rapist.
6. If she's sleeping and you have sex with her you're a rapist.
7. If she's unconscious and you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
8. If she's taking sleeping pills and doesn’t wake up when you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.
9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say 'Yes' then you're a rapist.
10. If you drug her then you're a rapist.
11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you're a rapist.
12. If you don't bother to ask her permission and she says neither 'Yes' or 'No' then you could be a rapist.
13. You are a rapist if you 'nag' her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual 'yes' from a weary victim doesn't mean it's not rape. You are a rapist.
14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her "No" by talking her into it. She's not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' her. You're still a rapist.
15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn't otherwise want it. If you say, "If you loved me you’d do X" then you're a rapist. If you say, "All the other kids are doing it!" then you're a rapist.
16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you're threatening her then you're a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to 'talk' her into sex then you're a rapist.
17. You are a rapist if you don't immediately get your hands off of her when she says 'no'. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually 'gives in' to this tactic.
18. You are a rapist if you won't let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
19. If you're necking with her and you're naked and you've already gone down on her and she says 'No' to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you're a rapist.
20. If you're engaged in intercourse and she says 'No' at ANY point and you don't immediately stop then you're a rapist.
21. If she said "Yes" to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you're a rapist.
22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn't WANT sex and you continue then you're a rapist.
23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don't immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you're a rapist.
24. If you don't hit her and she says 'No' you're still a rapist.
25. If you don't have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says 'No' then you're still a rapist.
26. If you're a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.
27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn't want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you're a rapist.
28. If you're her husband you can still be a rapist.
29. If it's your wedding night and she doesn't WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you're a rapist.
30. If she's had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn't want to on the 101st time then you're a rapist.
31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.
32. Women do not owe you sex.
33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.
34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.
35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn't mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.
37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.
38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.
39. If she 'turns you on' you're not entitled to sex.
40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn't want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you're a rapist (and she is a whore).
41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she's wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
43. If she's a stripper and she says "No" then you're a rapist. Likewise, if she's a stripper and she's been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you're as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape.
46. If you don't believe a woman when she says she was raped then you're encouraging rape.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.
48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
49. If you ‘only’ raped one woman, you’re STILL a rapist.
50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won't know it.
51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn't trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don't wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.

If you are a Jew, you're a (greedy) rapist.

If you aren't a Jew, you're a rapist.

If you stick it in their pooper, you're a rapist.

If there is centipedes in your vagina, your a rapist. See rule 135

If you skipped to the 9000's, you are a rapist.

If you resumed numbering as if entries 9001 and 9002 did not exist, you are a rapist.

If you say 'there is centipedes in your vagina' instead of 'there are centipedes in your vagina', you are a rapist.

If you have fapped, you will become a rapist.

If you a pro PETA you are a rapist.

If you own a pet, you are an animal rapist.

If you have ever touched a human body, you are a rapist.

If you watch porn, you will be a rapist.

If you fake an orgasm, you are being raped.

If you have ever said LOL on msn, you are a rapist.

If you have ever asked the Zen question "what is the sound of one rapist fapping?" you are a grasshopper, and a rapist.

If someone has asked you if you masturbate, and you said "no," you're a liar. And a rapist.

If someone has asked you if you masturbate, and you said "yes," you are more honest than me. And still a rapist.

If you don't use Ys in the word wymmyns, you are encouraging rape.
If you thought any of the words in #113 were misspelled, you are a rapist.
If YOU are the drunk one and she has sex with you, you are a rapist.
If you've got more furniture on your lawn than in your house, you might be a rapist.
If you pay a woman to have sex, but don't tip, you are a rapist.
If you have sex with a woman against her will while using a gun in a back alley, and she climaxes, you are NOT a rapist, although you might be in Japan.
If you saw Black Snake Moan, you are encouraging rape.
If the scanner Scouter (dumbass) says his power level is over 9000, you are a-WHAT NINE-THOUSAND!?
If you think there is a spoon, then you are a rapist.
If you recognized number 121 as a "The Matrix" joke, then I'm a rapist. (Yes, you are)
If you try to point out that this is an article aimed at you, then not only are you a rapist, you're also an attention whore.
If you think Eris is hot, you are a rapist.
If you actually plan on raping Eris, you're a rapist and a sick fuck.
If you think rape is merely surprise sex, you are a rapist.
If your name is Plainsight, you are a rapist.
If you were born in the arctic from the womb of a polar bear made of the seed of no human, have never seen the face of another human being nor believe that you yourself are a human being, then you are a rapist.
If you decide to get off your ass and go to the store to buy a pack of lights, and then pay the female clerk an amount which is not exactly equal to the price of the cigs + tax WHILE also looking her in the eyes, you are definitely a rapis

If you bump into a woman and don't say "excuse me" you're a rapist.
If you think of a girl naked and she doesn't know you're still a rapist.
If you park in a parking lot a little too much to the right so it'll be really hard for someone who parks normally to get out of their car you're a rapist.
If you masturbate and your semen hits the floor and a woman walks on your carpet in the next fifty years you're a rapist.
Toilet seat up? You're a rapist.
Stay away from me, you rapist...
If you ever end up getting into a convoluted bet with a rich Arabian man whereby you must wrestle a bear to the ground in order to secure your freedom from his underground death-games tournament and you manage to survive and escape and return to bring the man to justice and his wife falls in love with your bear-wrestling bravado then you're a rapist.
If you pick a fire-type Pokemon on your first play through of any Pokemon game you're a rapist.
If you cannot rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time you're a rapist.
If you congratulate your sister on graduating college with honors by giving her a hug you're a rapist.
If you're left-handed, you're a rapist.
If you're having sex with the woman and she turns out to be a man you're a rapist.
Paddling the school canoe? You're a rapist.
If a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man, and they both decide to have a child together you're a rapist.
If you listen to Grunge you're, not a rapist, surprisingly.
If you noticed there were two #64 you're a rapist.
If you laughed when Will Smith punched the alien in Independence Day you're a rapist.
You get in one little fight and your momma got scared you're moving in with a rapist.
If you get raped but you're not a woman, you're a rapist.
If you're a Jew you're a rapist. (Isn't this obvious?)
If you scrolled to this number because you associate "69" with a sexual position, then you are a rapist. (If you read 169, then came here, you're probably looking to rape anyone else that comes here, you sick fuck.)
Teabagging isn't funny. AT ALL. If you think it's funny you're a rapist.
If you have a penis, you're a rapist.
If you are a transgendered men, you're a retard. Go fuck yourself, die in hell.
If Rule 71b applied to you and you did it, you are a rapist.
If it's Tuesday, you're a rapist. Doesn't matter who the fuck you are (Unless you are a wymmyns).
If you're black you are a potential rapist, potentially armed, potentially on drugs, and should be beaten.
If you display any male traits whatsoever, you're a rapist.
If you discover that she's been taking Tylenol, you're a rapist.
If you've ever asked a buddy of yours for money to buy a soda, you're a rapist.
Tom Brokaw? Rapist.
If you play D&D, Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The apocalypse, Swords & Sorcery, Call of Cthulhu, or any other roleplayinggame you are a rapist. What's with WoW? Instant rapist.
If you have ever masturbated, then you've taken advantage of yourself and you're a rapist.
If you are reading this, you are a rapist.

1. If you lol'd at #81, you are a rapist.
2. If you wish you could rape someone, you're a rapist.
3. If you thought about #83, you're a rapist.
4. If you're STILL fucking reading this, you're a rapist.
5. If you wrote one of these, you're a rapist.
6. If you wrote #82-87 and are about to write #88, you are a rapist.
7. I guess that makes me a rapist. Oh, and you too.
8. Fucking rapist. Heil Hitler.
9. If you don't forward chain letters in a prompt manner, you're kind of raping the whole concept, rapist.
10. If you look a girl anywhere but the area just below her forehead and just above her nose, you're a rapist.
11. The people who say they don't lie, they lie. The people who say they don't steal, they steal. The people who say they don't cheat, they cheat. The people who say they don't rape...you get the picture. If not, then you're a rapist, too.
12. If you've ever used a meme, you're a rapist.
13. If you've ever said something that could possibly be construed as insensitive, you're just not that nice. And perhaps a rapist, silly.

 

[Clavicular]

14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her "No" by talking her into it. She's not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' her. You're still a rapist.

This is by far the most cope one, almost every girl will say no at first and force u to jester

 

[vratisevojvodo]

This is by far the most cope one, almost every girl will say no at first and force u to jester

90% of women have fantasies about rape
and we are "supposed" to marry one of this so called high value women? no thanks

 

[distance decay]

Only applies to white women