if a girl doesnt make a move within the first 3 times you hang out its over

[CelestialEmpire]

literally ever girl ive fucked has made a move within 3 times of seeing each other (one literally within 30 mins was in her underwear and trying to make out with me).

 

[lyre]

first time

not first 3 times

 

[Glorious King]

Tales from Shanghai

 

[Outlander]

Tales from Shanghai

 

[CelestialEmpire]

one time i went on a date to happy hour with this 24yo software engineer at FAANG (giga high IQ) who was also a blonde green eyed mediteranean stacy (insane) but scared her off cuz i split the bill and talked about all the bag i ripped over the weekend while she said she never even tried weed

 

[lazyahhnigga]

True

 

[CelestialEmpire]

one time i went on a date to happy hour with this 24yo software engineer at FAANG (giga high IQ) who was also a blonde green eyed mediteranean stacy (insane) but scared her off cuz i split the bill and talked about all the bag i ripped over the weekend while she said she never even tried weed

fumbled HQNP high IQ stacylite ngl

"who is this retarded addict finance frat bro who prob has 50 bodies and will cheat on me"