If guys are like dogs, then what animal would be women, excluding cats?

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snakes
 
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Sheep or lemmings.
 
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squirrels
 
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squirrels
Because they love nuts and tend to steal other squirrels nuts? There's this one squirrel that keeps putting his nuts in my gf's bush. Its rose bush. Then, when he sees me, he'll deliberately start eating her bush. As if showing me there's nothing I can do about it.
 
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Because they love nuts and tend to steal other squirrels nuts? There's this one squirrel that keeps putting his nuts in my gf's bush. Its rose bush. Then, when he sees me, he'll deliberately start eating her bush. As if showing me there's nothing I can do about it.
Also, dogs chase squirrels.
 
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camels
 
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Sheep or lemmings.
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Yeah. I can see that now. Ugh.
 
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Do they even need to be an animal they are already dumb af
 
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Women are dogs jfl
Its men that are cats
But like really big cats
So you're saying guys are like big cuddly kitty cats? Gay af.

Do they even need to be an animal they are already dumb af
Not all are. The vagina that created Bumble is pretty shrewd and genius like. A dating app that puts the woman in full control and authority of selection and decides who can or can't introduce themselves to her. That was brilliant!
 
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So you're saying guys are like big cuddly kitty cats? Gay af.


Not all are. The vagina that created Bumble is pretty shrewd and genius like. A dating app that puts the woman in full control and authority of selection and decides who can or can't introduce themselves to her. That was brilliant!
I mean like mountain lions
 
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So you're saying guys are like big cuddly kitty cats? Gay af.


Not all are. The vagina that created Bumble is pretty shrewd and genius like. A dating app that puts the woman in full control and authority of selection and decides who can or can't introduce themselves to her. That was brilliant!
Ugh simp
 
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ones with big humps
I don't know, JM, sounds like keepers to me. To have a woman with a hump? Ugh. You can rest your beers on her back as you plow her.
 

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