If I ever killed myself, I would like to do it by chainsaw self-decapitation

[Panzram]

It's the high T Chad method. JFL at anyone who finds me after that. I am good with a chainsaw, tho (ex pro logger, believe it or not) and know how to sharpen the chain well, and I own a really powerful one. Don't recommend trying it unless you know what you are doing.

 

[Michelangelo]

seppuku is the most high T method

 

[Panzram]

seppuku is the most high T method

The LOL factor of cutting your head off with a chainsaw is too much to ignore, tho.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why not the Baraka method. Set yourself on fire and burn to death slowly

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Imagine if in the middle of doing it you pass out from shock and instead of dying by decapitation you die by bleeding out

 

[Panzram]

I have a design in mind of shears/scissors that could cut your head off with one hard pull using both hands. It would use a motion similar to ripping a shirt. I could make one if I wanted too and I bet it would work. No way to know unless you test tho.

 

[Panzram]

Imagine if in the middle of doing it you pass out from shock and instead of dying by decapitation you die by bleeding out

It's worth a shot and has a high chance of cutting my pencil neck clean off. Would test it on a live goat first, tho.

 

[Panzram]

I would file the rakers low extra for this one so she grabs like a mofo

 

[134applesauce456]

interesting


i'm personally going to do it one of the most painless/peaceful ways possible (which is by secret substance)

we've suffered enough don't you think?

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

tales

 

[asdvek]

If i were to kill myself

Id rent a good car, RS7 audi

Highway 350kmh

But feds im not gonna do that

 

[Panzram]

interesting


i'm personally going to do it one of the most painless/peaceful ways possible (which is by secret substance)

we've suffered enough don't you think?

Idk something about going peacefuly after a shitty life does not sit right with me. I would like there to be pain, blood, mess and gore, even shit. A propper shitty end to a shitty life. And to haunt the poor fuck that has to clean it up after me.

 

[kazama]

If it explodes in front of the White House, some Jews will die along with it. HIGH T

 

[skkrrrtcantdo]

I have a chainsaw license (serious)

 

[cute]

Don’t kill yourself.
Me personally i’d aim for the least pain possible, which would probably be a fentanyl overdose

 

[Panzram]

I have a chainsaw license (serious)

Not even UK could be that cucked to need a loiscence for a chainsaw lmao

 

[Panzram]

Don’t kill yourself.
Me personally i’d aim for the least pain possible, which would probably be a fentanyl overdose

I often want to, and might one day. But I am not suicidal rn, these are just some thoughts I have.

 

[cute]

I often want to, and might one day. But I am not suicidal rn, these are just some thoughts I have.

I don’t think you should, many people have terrible lives and manage to find something to live for. Obv i don’t know your situation but im sure many have been in worse just try to keep in mind that bettering a situation is almost always possible

 

[Alias!]

It's the high T Chad method. JFL at anyone who finds me after that. I am good with a chainsaw, tho (ex pro logger, believe it or not) and know how to sharpen the chain well, and I own a really powerful one. Don't recommend trying it unless you know what you are doing.