If I may play dr freud for a moment, I do believe that the common incel's penis insecurity stems from the first time he saw his dad naked

[bourgeoizyzz]

You can never get over the dickmog

Sure, your dad might be a 5.75" bone-pressed dickcel, but you were tiny

His dick was straight out of pandora's box

You were never gonna keep up

And thus it was ogre