if i were jesus i would use my powers to fuck as many women as i can

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itssoover0457

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id be like hey i can turn this water into wine and all the htbs would be in awe and want to fuck me later
 
Jesus doesn't have powers jfl
 
theres no walking on water for your face sorry
thats like saying you can get pussy by having a cool hobby
 
theres no walking on water for your face sorry
thats like saying you can get pussy by having a cool hobby
no if he were chad. like would women not care hes a divine figure as long as hes chad and want to fuck him? like they dag if hes the son of god as long as hes tall and handsome they want to sleep with him
 

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