If looksmax.me members were charecters in a fantasy epic what will each member be

[Deleted member 2597]

Like say @Pietrosiek is the comic relief charecter who is a lazy shit, and a jerk with a heart of gold. Do more, etc.

 

[Griffith]

Great thread

 

[GoMadAndSTFU]

Fantasy = gay

 

[Deleted member 2661]

Another day another thread

 

[Deleted member 1553]

What do you think I would be? I think I would be the 60 year old mentor who keeps looking at MC’s love interest.

 

[Deleted member 2597]

What do you think I would be? I think I would be the 60 year old mentor who keeps looking at MC’s love interest.

Lol, true.

 

[Deleted member 2756]

@PrettyBoyMaxxing would be the main fucking character jfl

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@Fuk is Hagrid

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@Titbot would be an arrogant vain noble that think he's hot shit, but everyone laughs at him behind his back. He'd probably die in the first act, due to his pride and arrogance. Only to return as the dark lords bitch.

 

[Deleted member 3962]

@cocainecowboy is the antagonist
@PrettyBoyMaxxing is the protagonist

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@Short Ugly and Brown the spoiled merchant's son that finds an ugly peasant and falls madly in love with her, he forsakes his family name to go marry her. And ironically causes her death. He learns necromancy to try and revive her.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@Ritalincel the disfigured jester that mocks and insults people, to hide his hidden feelings of self hatred and lack of love. He is whispered to be a mage, disguising himself as a fool.

 

[Deleted member 3962]

@Titbot is the evil cannon fodder

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@Titbot is the evil cannon fodder

So true

 

[Deleted member 3328]

idk

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@moggingmachine the bastard child of a prostitute and a warlord with dark skin, he is a peasant dreaming of riches. He works as a bard in a tavern, pining for validation and easy sex. It is no secret that he enjoys both the company of men and women. He spends his free time, fondling his cat, masturbating over his own reflection, questioning his existence and constructing fanciful outrageous stories. Would probably die in the final arc, protecting his cat.

 

[Pietrosiek]

Like say @Pietrosiek is the comic relief charecter who is a lazy shit, and a jerk with a heart of gold. Do more, etc.

I want to be gigachad slayer who is slaying quens

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@Amnesia the man that went from zero to hero. Once a humble sheep farmer, he quite simply ascended, beautiful, he is said to be, by all. Only the three gods of the holy trinity, of Gandy, Chico, O pry, outmatch him in martial might and appearance. Everyone wants to emulate him, he was an extremely skilled warrior unbeaten in single combat. It is rumoured that he has slayed a beast in every region of the realm. The queen of the kingdom maybe pregnant with his child. He would be dead before the story starts, slain by his mortal enemy and foil, Sallaudon.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

I’d be the guy who dies first 5 minutes

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@LordNorwood the humble mentor figure, monk that gives the protagonist advice. Dies by the first major act, protecting the protagonist.

 

[Griffith]

Do me nigga

 

[Deleted member 2597]

Do me nigga

Wait, I'll do u.

 

[Deleted member 3990]

Gay faggots form a team called "10%" to destroy THE ring, called Titbot, to kill Pietrosiek, the dark lord, ultimately






But they all die

 

[Petsmart]

This thread is fucking garbage reddit tier larping gay as hell shit thread kill yourself.

 

[Deleted member 2597]

@Griffith the humble scholar, shy and uncertain. He is rather intelligent but is not very memorable, would die in the second arc trying to do something important.


@Petsmart the orc with low cunning, he lusts for gold and power. He is a low-teir antagonist, to stupid and ignorant to be considered a real threat. Even @Titbot is more dangerous than him. Would die in the third arc, trying to raid the protagonists stronghold.


@Playboypuertorican the young dwarf, that think he's relavent, works as a blacksmith apprentice. He
claims to be tall and strong. But he's really not, dies in one of the later arcs after he is exposed for his lies. Cannon fodder charecter.

@BlackBoyo a danegerous pirate, he is ruthless and depraved, blacklisted by the kingdom he spends his time building a crew that can rape young maidens, and get revenge on the protagonist for capturing him. Is killed midway, after the Knight's Watch catch him stealing royal armour.


@cocainecowboy the main villain, the dark lord. Very large, and very forcible.

@Slayer the edgy antihero is really good at taunting his enemies when fighting. Is decent with a sword, but nothing special. A mercenary dies in the 2nd major arc, by not asking.

@Lifeisgood72 a delusional, ugly, peasant, with horrible skin. He claims that he is smart, but no one listens to him due to his skin quality. He vents his frustration on small children, due to his fear of confronting the older members of his village. Dies in the second major arc, @Blackout.xl uses the legendary Norwood reaper to slay him. Minor antagonist.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@Fuk is Hagrid

@Pietrosiek is Neville

 

[Pietrosiek]

@Pietrosiek is Neville

Fuck off

 

[StuffedFrog]

Like say @Pietrosiek is the comic relief charecter who is a lazy shit, and a jerk with a heart of gold. Do more, etc.

@ZyzzReincarnate god
@nelson preacher
@PrettyBoyMaxxing better god
@SirGey house elf
cope and rope blacksmith