If my daughter ever brings home a guy shorter than me I will eviscerate him

delonisliterallyme

delonisliterallyme

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she’s not gonna poison my genes with a manlet that’s for sure

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5'9 struggles for me :Comfy:
 
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Same here
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why would you think about your daughter bringing someone in yo house let alone post about it on here like its nothing?:feelswhat:
 
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why would you think about your daughter bringing someone in yo house let alone post about it on here like its nothing?:feelswhat:
I'd have deflowered her alr so I wouldn't be worried about another dude
 
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170, am i cooked?
 
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If he's taller than you there's a chance hell rape you
 
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Being short is the worst fate you can have as a man (excluding disabilities or other extremes)
 
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