If my massage therapist is a landwhale, should I just walk out?

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I scheduled an appointment for a general massage place. Im taking a risk. It could be a landwhale or an old woman, so we will see. Ive looked up "massage therapists" in my area and the odds are stacked against me. If its a landwhale, then I will look to private practices which are owned by attractive women.

I went to an Asian massage place and the owner was this old (like grandma) Asian American woman, so I decided against it.

Question: if its a landwhale, should I just walk out of the session and waste $100, or should I take the session and then look to a private practice with at least an average looking foid?
 
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I could benefit from massages anyways. My shoulders are starting to hurt, and im feeling some irritation in my upper body. Likely because I have been weight training and excising for for 15+ years now. My tendons are beginning to ache and am starting to feel sore for no reason. May as well just get it done by an attractive foid, not a disgusting landwhale.
 
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Genuinely incels.is tier poster.

What is with you and massage therapists, get an escort
 
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As someone who's going to school for massage therapy soon, I would recommend you actually give the landwhale a chance. If you want some kind of sexual experience, then get an escort. Landwhales can have powerful hands. The best massage I ever got was from a chubby girl who was a licensed massage therapist.
 
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Why don't you just get a massage from a good massage therapist, then get a prostitute later?
 
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Genuinely incels.is tier poster.

What is with you and massage therapists, get an escort
Im Chadlite. Just recently an attractive, blonde woman asked me to go to church.
 
Why don't you just get a massage from a good massage therapist, then get a prostitute later?
Because who wants a filthy landwhale as a therapist?
 
Im Chadlite. Just recently an attractive, blonde woman asked me to go to church.
Tales from somalia
 
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Heres how I am Chad lite, but never got much:-2 years ago, a blonde college, girl (like 8/10) who worked at a smoothie shop was interested in me, but she moved now. Should have asked her out, pretty sure she would have said yes. She even asked me to introduce her to her sister, for a job, but I said that I was not interested in working in that company. Realized that I fucked up.-I also go to a bikini Barista.

8/10 blonde with a big, round ass and nice tits kept calling me "baby" (typical for that line of work) but kept asking me about my weekends and if I have anyone to hangout with over the weekends. I still never took the hint. Probably want to hangout or get fucked.

-Another cute, white college was interested in me, but she eventually got engaged to her high school sweetheart. I don't fuck with that now.

-My fairly attractive dental hygienist is interested in me. She is very flirty. But she is married with kids, and I don't want to end up in some divorce settlement or dead.-

Another girl was interested in me at a smoothie shop couple years back, but she was a high schooler. We talked, but I never showed much interest,So yeah, I got interest, but I was pretty socially retarded in most situation, the girl ended up getting married OR the girl was just too young.
 
Heres how I am Chad lite, but never got much:-2 years ago, a blonde college, girl (like 8/10) who worked at a smoothie shop was interested in me, but she moved now. Should have asked her out, pretty sure she would have said yes. She even asked me to introduce her to her sister, for a job, but I said that I was not interested in working in that company. Realized that I fucked up.-I also go to a bikini Barista.

8/10 blonde with a big, round ass and nice tits kept calling me "baby" (typical for that line of work) but kept asking me about my weekends and if I have anyone to hangout with over the weekends. I still never took the hint. Probably want to hangout or get fucked.

-Another cute, white college was interested in me, but she eventually got engaged to her high school sweetheart. I don't fuck with that now.

-My fairly attractive dental hygienist is interested in me. She is very flirty. But she is married with kids, and I don't want to end up in some divorce settlement or dead.-

Another girl was interested in me at a smoothie shop couple years back, but she was a high schooler. We talked, but I never showed much interest,So yeah, I got interest, but I was pretty socially retarded in most situation, the girl ended up getting married OR the girl was just too young.
If you were chadlite you wouldn't be thinking about these random isolated incidents where you didn't even slay. Not like slaying means anything but these times you're talking about are basically nothing.
 
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As someone who's going to school for massage therapy soon, I would recommend you actually give the landwhale a chance. If you want some kind of sexual experience, then get an escort. Landwhales can have powerful hands. The best massage I ever got was from a chubby girl who was a licensed massage therapist.
Because why would you take an old lady, an obese woman or a man when you can get someone who looks decent? Like at least look NICE. If someone is somewhat overweight, and decent looking then thats okay. Why would I take a filthy landwhale?
 
If you were chadlite you wouldn't be thinking about these random isolated incidents where you didn't even slay. Not like slaying means anything but these times you're talking about are basically nothing.
Well I had a girlfriend a few years back, she was average- like a 6/10 a few years ago and she moved back to China after completing her ph.d . I had a couple girlfriends in H.S as well.

Just recently an attractive, blonde woman asked me to go to church, so we will see how that goes.
 
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Because why would you take an old lady, an obese woman or a man when you can get someone who looks decent? Like at least look NICE. If someone is somewhat overweight, and decent looking then thats okay. Why would I take a filthy landwhale?
Because her being a landwhale doesn't affect her ability to do her job properly. Fatter women are probably more likely to have stronger hands, which you need if you want all the kinks in your body to be worked out.
 
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Because her being a landwhale doesn't affect her ability to do her job properly. Fatter women are probably more likely to have stronger hands, which you need if you want all the kinks in your body to be worked out.
But why not have both? A normal looking woman (not a disgusting pig) and a decent looking therapist?

Ill take the therapy session even if it does happen to be a landwhale.(I suspect she is btw) I never saw her face, but I saw her from the back. But in the future ill schedule one with a more attractive private practice practice one. Sure, its more expensive, but it will be worth it.

Why would you want to be touched all over naked by a filthy landwhale, when you can get a decent looking therapist? Makes no sense.
 
Why don't you just get a massage from a good massage therapist, then get a prostitute later?
But why not have both? A normal looking woman (not a disgusting pig) and a decent looking therapist?

Ill take the therapy session even if it does happen to be a landwhale.(I suspect she is btw) I never saw her face, but I saw her from the back. But in the future ill schedule one with a more attractive private practice practice one. Sure, its more expensive, but it will be worth it.

Why would you want to be touched all over naked by a filthy landwhale, when you can get a decent looking therapist? Makes no sense.
 
I scheduled an appointment for a general massage place. Im taking a risk. It could be a landwhale or an old woman, so we will see. Ive looked up "massage therapists" in my area and the odds are stacked against me. If its a landwhale, then I will look to private practices which are owned by attractive women.

I went to an Asian massage place and the owner was this old (like grandma) Asian American woman, so I decided against it.

Question: if its a landwhale, should I just walk out of the session and waste $100, or should I take the session and then look to a private practice with at least an average looking foid?
Life isn’t a pornhub video you fucking subhuman. No massage therapist is touching your stinky Indian cheese dick
 
Life isn’t a pornhub video you fucking subhuman. No massage therapist is touching your stinky Indian cheese dick
You sound like a fat acceptance, feminist, retard.

Why not have both? A normal looking woman (not a disgusting pig) and a decent looking therapist?

Ill take the therapy session even if it does happen to be a landwhale.(I suspect she is btw) I never saw her face, but I saw her from the back. But in the future ill schedule one with a more attractive private practice practice one. Sure, its more expensive, but it will be worth it.

Why would you want to be touched all over naked by a filthy landwhale, when you can get a decent looking therapist? Makes no sense.
 
I mean she does not have to be attractive, but she were say just slightly overweight, instead of say- morbidly obese, then I would feel more comfortable.

You guys sound like feminist retards.
 
Genuinely incels.is tier poster.

What is with you and massage therapists, get an escort
Why don't you just get a massage from a good massage therapist, then get a prostitute later?
Life isn’t a pornhub video you fucking subhuman. No massage therapist is touching your stinky Indian cheese dick
Hey faggots, guess what: its my money and if I don't want a filthy landwhale putting its paws all over me, then I don't have to pay for it. Idiots.

NOW FUCK OFF.
 
Hey faggots, guess what: its my money and if I don't want a filthy landwhale putting its paws all over me, then I don't have to pay for it. Idiots.

NOW FUCK OFF.
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You faggots are acting like I am the weirdo for not wanting a conventionally attractive woman to give me a massage instead having a filthy landwhale, putting its paws all over me while I am mostly naked.

Its not like this woman is slightly overweight, she is downright obese, maybe even morbidly obese. Why is it wrong for me to not spend money for that thing to put its paws on me? If she were somewhat overweight, then I would not care.

It would be abnormal for me to want to continue having that landwhale massage me, when there is a conventionally attractive woman w/ her own practice closer to me, but just costs more.

Yeah, ill pay the extra $$$, so I won't have this pig put its paws on me anymore. I would rather have a human doing my massage, even if it costs more.
 
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If you were chadlite you wouldn't be thinking about these random isolated incidents where you didn't even slay. Not like slaying means anything but these times you're talking about are basically nothing.
So true. Im mtn and have had similar things happen:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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So true. Im mtn and have had similar things happen:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Well I had a girlfriend a few years back, she was average- like a 6/10 a few years ago and she moved back to China after completing her ph.d . I had a couple girlfriends in H.S as well.

Just recently an attractive, blonde woman asked me to go to church, so we will see how that goes.
 
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Well I had a girlfriend a few years back, she was average- like a 6/10 a few years ago and she moved back to China after completing her ph.d . I had a couple girlfriends in H.S as well.

Just recently an attractive, blonde woman asked me to go to church, so we will see how that goes.
So basically u used jbw to get an asian foid. Had a couple gfs in hs, and now an attractive white girl asked u to church.

Honestly sounds like u are mtn. Mtn is above average too. But chadlite is actor or model tier
 
So basically u used jbw to get an asian foid. Had a couple gfs in hs, and now an attractive white girl asked u to church.

Honestly sounds like u are mtn. Mtn is above average too. But chadlite is actor or model tier
Well I think that I am pretty socially retarded, which is why I missed opportunities. I actually have been diagnosed with asperger's (Ausism spectrum disorder) some years ago.

But I believe objectively, I am pretty attractive. This attractive college foid showed explicit interest in me, and asked me if I wanted to be introduced to her sister for a job search and im socially retarded so I said no (was legit not interested)

But I say "Chadlite" bec. most of the men I see are pretty ugly. They either: are fat, very old, balding , baby face, acne, recessed jaw etc. Only time when I see men who are a lot more attractive than me are when I go to college gyms, and even then I see a lot of baby faces, recessed jaws , short men and a few fat guys. Most men are just not that attractive. Thats why. Its mostly about other guys being ugly, not me being great looking.
 
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Well I think that I am pretty socially retarded, which is why I missed opportunities. I actually have been diagnosed with asperger's (Ausism spectrum disorder) some years ago.

But I believe objectively, I am pretty attractive. This attractive college foid showed explicit interest in me, and asked me if I wanted to be introduced to her sister for a job search and im socially retarded so I said no (was legit not interested)

But I say "Chadlite" bec. most of the men I see are pretty ugly. They either: are fat, very old, balding , baby face, acne, recessed jaw etc. Only time when I see men who are a lot more attractive than me are when I go to college gyms, and even then I see a lot of baby faces, recessed jaws , short men and a few fat guys. Most men are just not that attractive. Thats why. Its mostly about other guys being ugly, not me being great looking.
Most men especially older ones are indeed unattractive. Only our generation of men has started to place a huge importance on looks.
 
Most men especially older ones are indeed unattractive. Only our generation of men has started to place a huge importance on looks.
I was at a smoothie shop the other day and there were two guys. One was short w/o much of a jaw and the other was pretty overweight.

Only a small sub group of men are really conventionally "attractive." Outside of college campuses, its quite rare honestly.
 
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I was at a smoothie shop the other day and there were two guys. One was short w/o much of a jaw and the other was pretty overweight.

Only a small sub group of men are really conventionally "attractive." Outside of college campuses, its quite rare honestly.
Especially when you get to the 30+ age. Most men just let themselves go.

Others still go to the gym, but look like shit facially or lose their hair

I have seen many older (25+) women complain about this
 
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you cant get basic info on your massagist after booking it?

they gotta atleast give a name a face
 
you cant get basic info on your massagist after booking it?

they gotta atleast give a name a face
Im kind of scared to look into who does it. I saw the back of the person(like walk out of a room) and she looked obese . She also has a Spanish sounding name and most Hispanic American women are obese. Esp. the ones who work these types of jobs.

Oh well, ill just take the massage, and then not go for another one from her if she is obese. Ill get a better looking one next time. I already paid anyways.
 
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It’s a valid concern in my opinion nothing wrong with that inquiry
You have a point, but I already paid for the massage. Im afraid to look up the therapist because I may see a disgusting landwhale. All I know is that she is an hispanic woman. I saw the back of her body and she looked fat. Can't confirm though.

If it is a landwhale, then I will not get her services again. I know there is a private practice massage therapist 5 minutes from my home and I will just go to her instead if she is a landwhale.

Again- if shes just slightly or somewhat overweight, then I will let it go. No big deal. But obesity is a big NO.
 
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Especially when you get to the 30+ age. Most men just let themselves go.

Others still go to the gym, but look like shit facially or lose their hair

I have seen many older (25+) women complain about this
You make a point, but foids have a higher obesity rate than men
Source:
 
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You make a point, but foids have a higher obesity rate than men
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I live in north europe. Idk about the states. I never see a fat person here that is under 40. Maybe like once a day max
 
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I live in north europe. Idk about the states. I never see a fat person here that is under 40. Maybe like once a day max
In most of the world-South America/Mexico, Africa, India and the USA (due to black/hispanic women) the obesity rate among women is higher than the obesity rate among men.

Europe (as a whole), South Korea, Japan and China are mostly exceptions.
 
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LOL. You are acting like those feminist faggots on reddit.


Guess what: No one wants a landwhale massage therapist besides faggots(gays) and other fat women.

dude its been several days genuinely why are you still mad about one throwaway comment i made

jesus christ
 
dude its been several days genuinely why are you still mad about one throwaway comment i made

jesus christ
Hey faggot. I had the massage therapy session yesterday. It was indeed a short, disgusting, morbidly obese landwhale.

I don't want a landwhale to EVER putting its paws on me like that EVER again. It would actually make me weird for sticking to that landwhale when I can have an actual human female do it instead. Don't EVER tell me that im not normal for not wanting one of the fattest ppl on planet earth to touch me like that.
 

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