If Santa existed I’d kidnap him and make the ransom, 100 stacy’s to be my wives

[Deleted member 2403]

Indeed

 

[hebbewem]

If he was real he would have killed you

 

[Deleted member 2403]

If he was real he would have killed you

cope im 99 percentile high trust hed think im an innocent boy

 

[Frank Jack]

You wouldn't do shit. Rudolph would fuck you up and have you begging for death.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

You wouldn't do shit. Rudolph would fuck you up and have you begging for death.

hed be on top of the house tho, id put a gun to Santa’s head in the house and demand some jb’s

 

[BearBoy]

cope im 99 percentile high trust hed think im an innocent boy

because you are so high trust and cute looking he would rape you instead

 

[Frank Jack]

hed be on top of the house tho, id put a gun to his head in the house and demand some jb’s

And Rudolph gonna come in like a flying tomahawk and kick you off the roof.

 

[hebbewem]

hed be on top of the house tho, id put a gun to Santa’s head in the house and demand some jb’s

Dawg if santa was real he would be faster then you after he have taken the gun he would just rape you

 

[BearBoy]

And Rudolph gonna come in like a flying tomahawk and kick you off the roof.

cope rudolph will start raping him on the roof before santa gets his turn

 

[Deleted member 2403]

And Rudolph gonna come in like a flying tomahawk and kick you off the roof.

he couldnt fly into the house tho unless he has teleportation powers and ive never seen reindeer teleport, only fly really fast.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

cope rudolph will start raping him on the roof before santa gets his turn

if he could rape me he could rape u too, i wouldnt fight him thats why id stay in the house and threaten the fat old man.

 

[BearBoy]

if he could rape me he could rape u too, i wouldnt fight him thats why id stay in the house and threaten the fat old man.

Yeah but im not high trust but a ogre so that wouldnt happen

 

[MrGlutton]

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Dawg if santa was real he would be faster then you after he have taken the gun he would just rape you

arent you 100kg with a 1.3 FWHR? your prenatal T is so low even an infant reindeer could impale your tiny bone structure with its microscopic dick

 

[Deleted member 16134]

I would wish for something like this

 

[Deleted member 2403]

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I would wish for something like this

i have 0 attraction to girls with childish bodies ngl

 

[hebbewem]

arent you 100kg with a 1.3 FWHR? your prenatal T is so low even an infant reindeer could impale your tiny bone structure with its microscopic dick

No

 

[Deleted member 16134]

i have 0 attraction to girls with childish bodies ngl

Childish lol
They are 100 years old