If she doesn't follow me back I will uninstall instagram forever

[Lonenely sigma]

Why did I follow her, I am delusional as fuck.

This one chick with 3k followers (who I haven't even met) always greets me in the hallway bc we take the same classes.

My heartrate is like 5000 beats per minute. If she doesn't follow me back... yeah, I will be sad.

A month ago she told me my handwritting sucks and that she couldn't cheat by sitting behind me. Maybe she was just ovulating or whatever.

Or yk, she just wanted to have a normal conversation

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Why do I boost my own cortisol level for no reason whatsoever.

My parents just left the house, I could've just played minecraft for the next 12 hours

 

[St.TikTokcel]

My heartrate is like 5000 beats per minute. If she doesn't follow me back... yeah, I will be sad.

Critical T levels

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Critical T levels

God forbid a man wants to have a normal following/follower ratio on instagram

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Critical T levels

Inb4 no instagram ratio for your skull

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Inb4 no instagram ratio for your skull

Don't dilate over some roastie, bucko. Your hormonal levels are more important than this

 

[vo1dh]

Least autistic org incel

 

[zerotohero]

Forget about women, bro. MGTOW is the way.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Don't dilate over some roastie, bucko. Your hormonal levels are more important than this

Its not about her and I don't believe in none of that cringy "the one" stuff, I just don't want her to tell others.


I'd seem pathetic and like a pussy for following her on ig and not talking with her irl

 

[iblamericky]

b

Why do I boost my own cortisol level for no reason whatsoever.

My parents just left the house, I could've just played minecraft for the next 12 hours

Bust a few nuts n hop on survival bro ain shit gonna matter after that jfl