If this guy can slay, why can't you?

[Yuno_howitez]

 

[Deleted member 24712]

i'm not an oofy doofy

 

[Yuno_howitez]

i'm not an oofy doofy

I am, but girls don't wanna watch stuff like that with me. My ex girlfriend didn't even wanna see the dark crystal with me, even though i begged her.

 

[ascension]

She's fucking someone else.

 

[Yuno_howitez]

She's fucking someone else.

Haha, good cope. This girl is obsessed with him and has sex with him a lot. She said when she's around him she feels like breeding

 

[Deleted member 21735]

cuz he is a cute oofy doofy. im a deformed freak

 

[Yuno_howitez]

cuz he is a cute oofy doofy. im a deformed freak

he is pretty cute. he even makes me smile and chuckle like a little girl... very adorable guy.

poor guy was probably shy and his girlfriend had to ask him to grab her ass

 

[Deleted member 23778]

She's a noodle and he's White. Literally

 

[Yuno_howitez]

She's a noodle and he's White. Literally

she is latina

 

[Deleted member 23778]

she is latina

Pretty much the same shit

 

[Gus17]

They meet in highschool so it’s just be first theory confirmed. Plus he’s a mtn while she’s just a htb so there isn’t a big looks difference.

 

[try2beme]

Latinas almost alwayd have excruciatingly low standards.

 

[Deleted member 24712]

I am, but girls don't wanna watch stuff like that with me. My ex girlfriend didn't even wanna see the dark crystal with me, even though i begged her.

u have to appeal to what they want

 

[Yuno_howitez]

They meet in highschool so it’s just be first theory confirmed. Plus he’s a mtn while she’s just a htb so there isn’t a big looks difference.
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Just be first theory didn't work for me. Dated a turkish girl who was obsessed with me and suddenly she said she fell out of love for me. Brutal shit innit

 

[Yuno_howitez]

u have to appeal to what they want

How do i do that? Should I start playing nintendo switch in public, wear glasses and act more shy?

 

[humanoidsub7]

Lifefuel if true

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Lifefuel if true

she just loves him so much its crazy, she had boyfriends before too but she is obsessed with this guy

 

[SoundnVision]

Hairpill

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Hairpill

niggas will always some some pill, what hair? he has normal teenage guy hair.

imagine he balded he would look worse than andrew tate tho

 

[norwegianfreak]

Frame and wrist mogs me

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Frame and wrist mogs me

Me too dawg its over for us we should just fuck eachother and one of us becomes a tranny, i'm 6'2 if ur shorter than me u should do it

 

[Kamui]

Because he doesn’t spend his time rotting on incel forums all day long

She's fucking someone else.

projection

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Because he doesn’t spend his time rotting on incel forums all day long

projection

why isn't he on looksmax, that would probably improve his life he should focus on his looks not some random girl am i right

 

[Deleted member 21735]

poor guy was probably shy and his girlfriend had to ask him to grab her ass

i hate him....

 

[Kamui]

why isn't he on looksmax, that would probably improve his life he should focus on his looks not some random girl am i right

Looksmaxxing is useless when you’re creampieing your gf every night lol

 

[Artemis]

Jew-HALO.

Her female brain circuitry smells his high IQ right through the size of his nose.

Cannot win against this TerraJew

 

[ascension]

Because he doesn’t spend his time rotting on incel forums all day long

projection

What's stopping you from putting on a Luigi backpack and going outside then

 

[chrisN]

This goes against natural selection

 

[Kamui]

What's stopping you from putting on a Luigi backpack and going outside then

I can’t leave my house due to the fear of Stacie’s attempting to rape me because they can’t resist the PSL of a Brahmin mogger

 

[Deleted member 24712]

How do i do that? Should I start playing nintendo switch in public, wear glasses and act more shy?

stalk them and learn

 

[Deleted member 30857]

At best, he kissed and saw her naked, but did not enter V

 

[Yuno_howitez]

At best, he kissed and saw her naked, but did not enter V

haha.AHAHAHAHHAH. this nigga went DEEP in that pussy trust me

she literally made tiktoks talking about how they fucked and how he seems sweet but can be freaky

AND SHE SAID HE LITERALLY BREEDS HER

 

[Deleted member 29581]

Bandersnatch.