if u dont see at least 5 tinder matches on a night out at the bars its over

[CelestialEmpire]

legit on a given night out you should have 10+ options. 5 girls approaching you + 5 girls youve matched with on tinder/hinge or ex situationships or kills.

i just saw the hottest blonde who hit me up with the horniest message ever on tinder last year at the bars, shes like half dutch half mediterranean with legit high stacylite face (terra fuckable with insane bones and dimorphism) and tight skinny model body.

i had like 3 girls around me but dipped to rip a dart in the smoke pit then went up to her and grabbed her by the waist and then we started making out, its 2:03am rn and im in her bed after slaying. giga tight box and i blasted my load inside her after like 10 mins.

debating if i should tank the cold ass weather and walk back or just sleep over in her bed.

 

[Glorious King]

THIS OP'S WALLPAPER BTW

 

[duhz]

 

[acm]

START POSTING FUNNY SHIT AGAIN NIGGER I DONT OPEN UR THREADS FOR THIS BORING SLOP SHIT @Mogs Me

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bymp

 

[CelestialEmpire]

try fucking Greenwich Connecticut you cuck

 

[DrMd]

in your dreams yeah

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[tansel]

i have to see what u look like dude

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bumppp

 

[CelestialEmpire]

i have to see what u look like dude

am i chadlite or high HTN (pls glaze my NT pics)

6'5.5 235lb

looksmax.org

 

[lurking truecel]

I see 50 girls and fuck 10 of them is it over ?

 

[tansel]

am i chadlite or high HTN (pls glaze my NT pics)

6'5.5 235lb

looksmax.org

i mean ur ears are kinda flared but ur really good looking dude

 

[CelestialEmpire]

I see 50 girls and fuck 10 of them is it over ?

no

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[Swarthy Knight]