if u fap and have no handkerchief, what do?

[mybrainabusesme]

meh


reallife storry

 

[JimJones]

You gotta get back the nutrients that were used to produce that cum. Gotta eat it brother

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Let it dry up 2 mins, then you'll have dick cottage cheese

 

[qwep]

Throw it at women and hope they become pregnant

 

[Gengar]

If you have foreskin, hold all the cum in there and run to the toilet. Make sure to hold the foreskin tightly.


@VST cumcel

 

[Deleted member 611]

Nut in my undies and throw them away after

 

[Nibba]

Who the fuck uses a handkerchief

 

[Zeta ascended]

Convince a foid that your cum has anti aging benefits and nut all over her face after she sucked you off.

 

[Swagwaffle]

Take out a sock

 

[Deleted member 611]

Take out a sock

 

[Fizzcomplete]

Shoot it In the air and try to catch it in my mouth

 

[Deleted member 611]

Shoot it In the air and try to catch it in my mouth

 

[Insomniac]

Use it as face moisturizer