If vampires existed what would they look like?

[Mess]

Would they look like this because they dark triad and shi

or this because they lack sunlight, proper diet and prob scrawny asf

 

[ey88]

They would kinda look like me

 

[Mess]

They would kinda look like me

Trueful

 

[CookieGuy]

Robert Pattinson.

Jk, Vampires hate recessed maxillas.

The twilight movies are symbolism for not wanting to admit to having a recessed maxilla “vampire” means “maxilla” in Eurobalkkan

Nobody wants a recessed maxilla, especially vampires.

“Vi need A Vorwardly Grown Vaxilla! ”

 

[ZachS]

Would they look like this because they dark triad and shi

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or this because they lack sunlight, proper diet and prob scrawny asf

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vampire diet is more healthy then modern human diet

 

[FaceandBBC]

 

[Mess]

Robert Pattinson.

Jk, Vampires hate recessed maxillas.

The twilight movies are symbolism for not wanting to admit to having a recessed maxilla “vampire” means “maxilla” in Eurobalkkan

Nobody wants a recessed maxilla, especially vampires.

“Vi need A Vorwardly Grown Vaxilla! ”

The vamp nation acc tried to twilight banned because of that

 

[Mess]

vampire diet is more healthy then modern human diet

Nah I love my diet of bugs and microplastics

 

[faustianspirit]

fair skinned dark hair dark eyes 6'2
basically me

 

[Mess]

fair skinned dark hair dark eyes 6'2
basically me

Are you a vamp

 

[faustianspirit]

Are you a vamp

no. i am a faggot