If you a whyte boy and you tryin t talk t me

[Joeseminate]

If you a whyte boy trying to talk to me a wanna be on a boat ... I wanna be on a boat ... and you gotta own the boat.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

If you was a black man, I'll take you out into the woods, if you catch my meaning? Have you ever played tickle-chase? You tickle the person and run. They have to catch you and tickle you back. Then they run and yadda yadda.